This shit is fucking ridiculous! There is NOWHERE I can go to escape this! It’s on 4chan, it’s on reddit, it’s been trending on Twitter non-stop since it got big… it was always going to reach Lamebook eventually… everyone I know, from all over the world, have all heard this fucking song and are joking about it non-stop. What the fuck, humanity? It’s a generic vapid pop song! They’re a dime a fucking dozen online! You’d think Jesus had returned to earth and shat out the cure to cancer on a prostitute’s face the way people are constantly banging on about it.
I am seriously going to scream. This sone has been stuck in my head for well over a week now to the point of making it hard for me to fall asleep at night & the minute it’s out of my head I log into FB, thedailywhat, & NOW LAMEBOOK & NOW IT’S BACK FUUUUUU
Obviously I meant *song but I am on my phone and typing in a furious rage. Some 13 year old girl makes a shitty fucking song & it gets put on Tosh.0 to make fun of it & now the little bitch is famous. I’m going to go punch a small child out of rage brb
@Lulz, don’t punch it on the head just in case the fontanel did not close yet. Try hitting it with a piece of rubber garden hose on the soles of the feet. Leaves hardly any marks and inflicts almost maximum pain. Water boarding works too.
I guess I’m lucky. I’ve heard of the song, but I’ve never actually heard it. Everywhere I see a link to it it’s accompanied by something like “listen to this shitty song,” so I take the hint and don’t click on the link. Where are the rest of you hearing it? Don’t tell me they’re playing it on the radio in regular rotation?
When it first was posted (I saw it on thedailywhat before it was on Tosh.0) it was like a “oh listen to this it’s so shitty it’s funny” & yeah the 1st time I heard it, maybe even the 2nd & 3rd time it was like OH WOW LOL it’s so bad!! now it’s just BAD.
I slightly feel bad for her. she is only 13 & her parents paid 3k to get this music vid made for her & she prob thought it was pretty cool & now she’s getting death threats but it’s just seriously over-posted. we need to move on. can you tell i’m mad?
Now I’m just jealous of the people who haven’t heard of her.
I’m going to come out and be some kind of fucking rebel by saying the song is NOT THAT BAD. It is no worse than any other tween bilge that has been released by various record companies over the last few years. Yet somehow it’s been pounced upon as ‘teh apocalypse in song form!’ Same way as Justin Bieber being labelled as the worst thing to happen to music, despite being just another kid in a loooong line of generic teenage/child singers. I don’t give a shit if Rebecca Black couldn’t sing as well as Kurt fucking Cobain, or The Beatles, and I doubt twelve year olds do either. That doesn’t mean there aren’t people who can.
the kid would be like any other teeny bopper music artist out there, but..the lyrics are bad. it’s like singing about what pants to wear today, or whatever. it would appeal more with it’s upbeat peppyness and simple lyrics with small children learning the days of the week. (with the exception of the partying bit, I suppose) She’s only 13…and the song shows she’s pretty juvenile. What do you expect? I feel bad for her. on one hand, sure, she’s making money off it and topic of conversation..but there’s still all that trash talk, and she’s so young-that’s gotta hurt. Yeah, the song sucks…but at least she put herself out there. I don’t think she expected everyone to like it, and expected some harsh words, but I doubt she expected to become a complete joke. Poor kid.
There’s some pretty interesting news interviews with her. She said she cried at first (there were some people saying shit like ‘go cut yourself’), but then got over it and realised she didn’t care, I guess when she remembered she was earning shit-loads of cash off of this.
Also they filmed her singing naturally, she’s actually quite good.
At first I had no idea what the post was about. I thought it was a bunch of kids bashing one of their school mates. I’m caught up now. I couldn’t watch the video though. 20 seconds into it my stomach felt like I ate a case of peperoni hot pockets.
right. we know she didn’t write it. And I don’t recall stating at all that she did. But can you see an 18 year old agreeing to sing that? I surely can’t. Hobo..you are right about her voice, though you may actually be a stalker, I think.