@Madrid on Fire – I can honestly say I have never done anything like Drew. Not least because I don’t have a willy! Just, honestly, when he wrote that there was only one way to check, that was the first thing I thought of. Thank God for the eenerbl’s of this world who make me feel slightly more normal!
The argument could be made that the sexual assault was, in some respects, the birdhouse’s fault. There it was, hangin round the porch, lookin all hot and holey, where drunken Drew was surreptitiously hurling into the bushes. Really, who could blame him. I am pretty sure he’s not the only man to fall victim to the charms of that little hussy of a birdhouse. Totally normal behavior right? Right?