I don’t know what hurt the most – the fact that I just read a bunch of drones comment about shit, or that I subsequently read the comments of a different bunch of drones commenting on the comments made by those earlier drones.
MsAnneThrope: Some day you and I will get together, and the shit-play we will take part in will shock even the poo-fetish freaks. We will revolutionize fecal fascination amongst the dookie doctorals. Turd cutting will be just a tiny facet of our excretionary explorations.
After reading this post, I can confirm that I have carried out an experiment in a controlled environment to ascertain the answer, which is thus: Eight out of ten times the faeces will overflow from both sides of the gusset and smear down the legs of the test subject.
The other two times Mum couldn’t shit so we abandoned the experiment.