What’s the matter Josh? Is your brother too much of a pansy to defend himself? You could have come up with a better insult like: “You should go on the Biggest loser as a stopwatch. When the contestants have a time limit, someone whacks your huge ass, and when the waves of fat finally halt, their time is up! But in all fairness that would give them too much time to do a task!”.
Ahh Emo Wubb on Facebook. Is there anything better to poke fun at?
It’s the “lol” at the end of the sentence that makes that last one for me. The random use of “lol” as punctuation, especially in, uh, ‘serious’ contexts, always leaves me picturing some kind of lunatic grinning fuckstick, inanely bursting into fits of laughter at the end of each sentence.