Thursday, September 22, 2011

Big Problems

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  1. Remember that time everyone was fucking whingeing about Facebook? That was boring.

  2. Bring_back_fingering

    What’s Facebook?

  3. @2 A website that makes fun of people on Lamebook.

  4. I heard Lamebook sued them before for copyright infrigement too. Then they asked for donation to help “fight the case”,after a while the case dropped,now they blowing all the money in Thailand fucking lady boys while posting lame shit and some funny ones from time to time for us.

  5. I love how I see these on Unfriendable days before they’re posted here.

  6. Can we find Brooklyn and tell her to get on birth control?

  7. The Jennelle post looks shopped. There is no way she got that many likes unless she’s one of those chronic facebookers who add everyone they’ve ever been introduced to. Even so girls tend to like everything and that means she must have gotten around to have guys like it too.

  8. What their not showing is that it’s Jenelle from MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s her “official fan page” Which makes sense as to why she has so many likes. They also don’t show all the comments under it, as that would give away that it’s her. Come on Lamebook. It’s not as funny when you try to cover it up.

  9. Haven’t you heard of abortions, Brooklyn?

  10. hootie the blowfish

    @dragonfly: You can’t have an abortion without first getting pregnant. The deal is, she can’t get pregnant. So, that wouldn’t work. Of course, she would presumably just lie to her dad then, but still, it wouldn’t technically win the bet.

  11. Damn, hootie, I logged in to set dragonfly straight, only to find that you beat me to the punch.

  12. Yeah but if the parents never KNEW she had been pregnant or had an abortion, well, she technically wouldn’t win the bet but she could fake it and still get the car. If she could find a doctor, or some other individual, willing to do a back alley abortion, that is.

  13. She should just periodically slip a coathanger up her cooch. Problem solved, next.

  14. Marissa; Is it not embarrassing to you that you know that?

  15. How on earth did jenelle get 636 likes in 12 minutes?

  16. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I feel sad for Brooklyn. It’s not just that she’s a slut; it’s the fact that she knows she is and obviously just feels like she can’t do anything else in life. There’s a melancholy air of acceptance about her status update. She’s going to end up as a prematurely-saggy 30-year-old pole dancing at 3pm on a Wednesday because it’s all she can do but she’s too old and used-up to be on the strip club’s A-squad any more. Eventually she’ll marry someone named Bud or Chuck or Larry or something equally pedestrian and she’ll just spend the rest of her life squirting out babies. If she’s lucky, she might overdose before that happens. The saddest part is that she knows that’s how she’ll end up. She can see it looming in front of her; like a truck bearing down on her, but she just can’t move out of its way. The world has already broken her, and she’s willing to just accept her lot in life. And that’s the biggest tragedy of all.

    Also, badjojo= is better than youjizz for porn.

  17. @brooklyn That’s what she said

  18. @marissawhitney
    If you can’t stay notpregnant (totally a word)in highschool, your whole life is fail

  19. Jenelle, if you have over 600 friends online, that you most likely don’t know 99% of, or hang out with, get a life. If you actually have that many friends, quit making the rest of us look back, you social butterfly prep cunt.

    I would be jealous, except I’m glad to have 5 or 10 people I can actually call friends. Not just 600 acquaintances to try and look cool. Don’t even get me started on the ones who have over 3000 friends. Good fucking God.

  20. Keona, don’t you read the other comments before you embark upon your rants?

    # 8. marissawhitney
    September 22nd, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    What their not showing is that it’s Jenelle from MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s her “official fan page” Which makes sense as to why she has so many likes. They also don’t show all the comments under it, as that would give away that it’s her. Come on Lamebook. It’s not as funny when you try to cover it up.

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