Poor Ellen, love how he points out she might not have had sex with him and then tells her she can’t always get what she wants? She definitely didn’t want herpes. The last two comments are hilarious. Christ, Misha, talking about digging yourself into a hole.
Aw, man. I love Facebook, it opens up a whole new world of over-sharing. Have diarrhea? Post it. Got drunk and puked? Post it. Got herpes? Post it. I get to learn so many new things about people that I’ve never, ever wanted to know.
I don’t see how this is fake. If you mean the thing with her talking to Chad before he comments, pretty sure he deleted an earlier comment, since she later responds to his other one.
Anyway, screw calling fake, this was back to what made Lamebook awesome. And if it is real (which I hope), Misha’s done a WAY more efficient job than Ellen has of ensuring he’ll never, EVER get laid again…
I’m not sure where Kayla lives, but in Missouri it definitely is not illegal to withhold the fact you have an STD. Even AIDS. That is a complete and utter lie that I don’t really know where, why, or how it got started.
God damn it, I actually read and commented on the other post when it was first put up, and didn’t even remember when I read it this time. -_- Jesus.
Dukey, ah, that’s cool. Thought it was weird that someone who’d been here as long as you was suddenly turning round claiming I was a troll It’s weird, whoever the bellend who was using everyone else’s usernames was, seemed to be obsessed with outing me as yoink and dan_fargis… but that’s a mystery for another day, kids.
why does some idiot always have 2 bring the fairytale which is the bible into these? herpes is not gods punishment for premarital sex, if you wear a condom then you are not going to get it, so whats that mean? a bit of latex is stronger than gods punishment? actually yeah latex is real after all.
I got herpes from my pastor. Granted, it was premarital sex, but I was 9 years old so I didn’t have a whole lot of choice in the matter. Thankfully, my affliction is of the anal variety, so I haven’t infected my wife.
This was herpetastic. To be honest though, if the girl doesn’t ask before me, i’ll be sure to lay down the question as to whether or not she has any STD’s. Misha could have avoided all of this if he didn’t fuck that hooker, even if she was half off during week days.
i 8 ur dog, go fuck a pooch. Though i’m sure your puppy has already died of a prolapsed anus. Your typing is just a genuine eyesore of the bleached variety. Just because yoink got a few fans doesn’t mean ANYBODY else should desecrate the english language as well.
Soup, that’s excellent news! Though how do you explain the puss? Rough workout?
@i 8 ur dog
I heard about Koko the gorilla learning sign language, but I had no idea they had given apes keyboards and set them loose on the internet. Kudos. I would love to watch you sensuously eat a banana.
My swamp-ass is legendary, so no one is really surprised by my leakage.
Kayla’s comment is interesting. So men are able to run down through their afflictions and put on a condom when they are drunk, but women are unable to consent? Um, please pick one.
I think the lesson here is for Misha to be more honest with his partners and for Ellen to stop raping drunk boys.
They even gave you a nickname for your anal leakage! Those must be some pretty great people you go to the gym with. Personally, squats are one of my favourite exercises when I work out, really works on the glutes, eh?
And Koko! How could I have forgotten? Good call on that one, I would love to see the webcam video of that.
i thought i had herpes quite recently. luckily, as i was sitting on the motorway bridge with my legs dangling over the edge, the nhs direct site on my my-phone told me that there was an affliction with the same symptoms as herpes. it was called balanitis. i had suffered myself to penetrate a girl (incidentally, ‘pon a sink in the female lavatory of a london public house), who had a vagina with dangerously high yeast levels. this candida had become trapped beneath my foreskin, under which i subsequently didn’t wash, as i camped out that same night as the intercourse happened, having later that day committed a chain of murders and gone into hiding on the heath.
anyway, thank god for the internet. i was THIS close to ending it all!
@kornstar: They were screenshotted and sent in by two different people (one at the time, one a while after), so maybe they are from different timezones? The minutes are the same, just not the hours. One of ‘em probably just has their Facebook times set to a different timezone.
What are you, some kind of coward? Things get rough and you turn tail and run? You know I love you and if you would just present your … junk, I will take care of it. See? I care so much that regardless of whether you put forth a pecker or a hooha, I will slather it with my tongue bath of love.
You’re one of my favorites, so although you hates us all, I will take dan_fargis’ advice and turn the other cheek.
That is an exotic name. You lead me to believe that you’re a girl. I have to infer that your bush is like the rain forests of South America. I will enjoy exploring the southern regions of your tree line.
You misunderstand me. I don’t want the crazies watching me from a distance. Come on in for a beer. I have my residence listed as a penitentiary, so bondage, sodomy, and confinement are not only state sanctioned, they’re required.
I’ve never felt an urge to be with a man of your age, Walter, however this banter between yourself and soup (countered with the addition of the tongue bath mention) has me yearning for the double team of my life. Time for more wine and a bubble bath. Care to join me gentlemen?
oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm… my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm… my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
Soup, they post another, and it’s ta ta. I’m very serious here. I haven’t spent my time on here to have someone else come along and take my name. If you have another suggestion, please thrill me with it, as I’m a little pissed right now.
no drooling here I agree with Soup …… it’s you we luv Word not someone who is pretending to be you. I can track IPs and I’m sure LB can too, send them the post # and time stamp and its easy. So if you really want to make them stop get LB to ban their mac address
Fair enough, and we shall see. I’m fairly certain many here rather it I stay. I’ve seen it today, but you know where I’m coming from, right? I saw it happen to that Boz fella some time ago. That wasn’t pretty. I don’t want to have to start saying all that “That’s not me!” bullshit. How fucking tedious.
Just so you KNOW- no matter what happens, Mistress Word will always love you.
You know my feelings on your status. I wasn’t around for the Boz situation, but I would totally understand if it became a recurring problem, that it would be time to leave.
I found this place by accident and decided to make fun of some goof in the comments, and then never left. If it ever stopped being fun, then I’d just have to close my internet account and go visit Dizzy.
This place was referred to me by a young Frenchman. A total hot piece of ass who looks exactly like Adrian Grenier from Entourage. Sadly, I didn’t get to do him, but I found Lamebook. I’d really like to continue here, and hopefully, I can ride this little bump. I’m in dire need of riding something.
yoink was never ever funny, and obviously fake. I was dumbfounded by the sheer number of folk who believed this person to be real. I’m glad she’s revealed herself. Ms Yoink, stay in the community and be yourself? I’m a lurker, not really a poster.
Dan Fargis and ye olde Elixabeth amuse me enough. And I miss Malteaser a whole lot.
Yesssssss. This is a repost. How does Lamebook manage to not know what they’ve already put up?
Mamalumps, I didn’t either.. But then they stole my name.. I don’t know why, I think it was because I said that it was impossible. But they told britishhobo that i want her to lick my dildo after i stick it up her ass..
Okay, in some places it is illegal to not tell your partners that you have HIV/AIDS. Pretty sure this doesn’t apply to all STDs though. It is illegal, however, to have sex with someone if they’re drunk and you’re sober.
Btw, this was all a long distance game of Truth or Dare between her and I. Have to keep things interesting somehow. lol. There are a lot more comments, but it was trimmed to at least look somewhat authentic, because it gets too off-the-wall and silly.