@facepunch5000 – my cat’s name is Megatron… we should put our cats in the same room and stand back and watch what happens.
@the batson guy – would he start out being called Batboy or would you just call him Batman from the get go?
“Daddy, why am I named ‘Batman’”?
“Well, son, come sit on my knee. I’ve got something to tell you. A long time ago, there was this thing called ‘Facebook’. When you were born, it was the most important thing in my life. Because of this, I made an important life decision for you. My love of a social network site, has effectively ended your social networking.”