Wednesday, September 23, 2009




Lamester Review:

As I sit on the edge of this glorious canyon with coffee in hand, I can’t help but think back to the early days of our wonderful country.  America.  The land of the free. The home of the brave.  I can only hope that the ghosts of our forefathers are in a public library somewhere today, searching through Facebook, only to stumble upon this snapshot of such a familiar scene:  An American flag, a field where perhaps a war was once fought, and a sturdy, reliable cannon … being air-fucked by a drunk sorority girl.

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  1. Fucking hell. Stupid dayglo whore.

  2. And she doesn’t even need those pesky underwear garments.

  3. Is it just me, or are her…nether regions visible from her unfortunate position and ridiculous shirt (I refuse to acknowledge that garment as a dress)?

  4. God damn this is all kinds of classy.

  5. I approve.

  6. NIIICE.

    And I believe she’s wearing a purple thong, AG.

  7. nice boobs – they look like there’s no circulation in them at all… just like your head!

  8. Really? with the cooter out and everything?

  9. Taping the canon is the hardest part, the balls are easy to hide.

  10. Her parents must be proud.

  11. The cannons agreed to fight our wars so it could hit some blond bimbo ass. They finally realized what they were getting into, but too late. The blond tied her conquest up, and raped the cannon.

  12. this chick is awesome.

  13. I feel dirty just looking at this.

  14. this is not my definition of lame at all

  15. I see ya tits, let me cum on em ;)

  16. My kinda girl!

  17. Oh who cares, she looks hot. If uve got it flaunt it.

  18. Is that a sorority/fraternity sign in the background?

  19. 1. Is that a Greek sign in the background? Frat party?
    2. The photo is titled ‘fuckin a cannon’ from her ‘what the piss?!’ album
    3. The entry title, ‘Bang!’

    All of these elements, on their own: lame. Together: Lamebook.

    There’s a lot of brain damaging chemicals in tanning spray, yo.

  20. And just think, someone actually took this picture so that means that at least TWO people thought this was a good idea.

    Unless she set it somewhere and used a timer, that would be even better. She doesn’t strike me as the type to plan things out that much though.

  21. Look at the way she’s riding though. I bet that cannon’s thinking “For fuck’s sake, at least make an effort.”

  22. “And that kids, is why we don’t go to battle re-enactments.”

  23. I think she mixed up the curse words in the label of the picture, and the name of the album: clearly the album should be called ‘what the fuck?!’ which would make the picture ‘pissin’ a cannon.’

  24. Yep, that looks about right.

  25. I want to party with this ho!

  26. I sure hope those are pink panties.

  27. I do believe she is wearing hot pink underwear, not going commando. That area looks to flat to be naked!

  28. Well. This girl looks lovely. Let’s see some more of her pics.

  29. Whoever thinks a vagina is THAT pink, has only heard of them, and never seen one up close.

    And if I was dating someone that would let me take a picture of them riding a cannon, I definitely would… then I’d look around to see if anyone was watching, and we’d take a few more pictures.

    The fact that she posted it on facebook…. yes, that’s lame. At least the picture of Diego defiling her tits is kept private.

  30. Not as lame as her bf’s pic labeled “fuckin a canyon”.

  31. mcowles (not the one he was caught fisting)

    @ NotAnon : It’s her own pic, in her own album. She decided to post this of herself. There was no surprise/embarrassed notification to let her know she was tagged.

  32. She is possibly the classiest girl I’ve ever seen

  33. Some guys somewhere are competing for her attention.

    Right now.

    Think about that.

  34. You know what they say, once you go black cannon…

  35. What a fucking god damn whore. Suck a dick you bimbo bitch. Oh wait you’re probably doing that right now.

  36. It looks like a photo from a Kappa Alpha Order “Old South” party. The frat’s “spiritual founder” is Robert E. Lee and every year, the KAs have an Old South party where the guys dress up in Confederate officers’ uniforms and the ladies dress like Scarlet O’Hara. It looks like she went with something a little more contemporary though.

  37. hahaha nothing’s gonna top daniel’s comment.

  38. The next person to fuck that cannon’s getting aids for sure.

  39. Mm, bleached blonde hair that likely feels like straw, orange skin, boobs like rocks, and a vagina that can apparently accommodate a cannon. What a catch.

  40. LMAO @ 15

  41. 1. on the upside, she looks like she has an awesome personality.
    2. this picture turns me on a little.

  42. Canaduck @39 — Not to mention the ciggie in her right hand. Ashtray breath, perfect accompaniment to the straw hair, orange skin, rock boobs, and cannon twat.

  43. Somehow I’m thinking a cannon isn’t the largest thing introduced to her vestibular region.

  44. I didn’t think I’d laugh at any comment more than #34, then I got to #38…

    I think the American flag in the corner is a nice (but hardly necessary) touch. And I’d like to see what this chick does with a 21 gun salute. Wait, no I wouldn’t…

  45. Take THAT, Cher

  46. I’d hit it, I might even let her pay me.

  47. Mom, is that you?

  48. LMAO @ nonchalantness

    “Well, yeah. Here’s me. Fuckin’ a cannon.”

  49. Make love not war.

  50. God bless her for advancing the women’s movement. Her actions, plus another woman’s comment of her being hot so she should flaunt it are truly inspiring.

  51. …And nine months later, she gave birth to a musket

  52. What a filthy slag. Some people have no shame.

  53. these comments smell like a big heaping pile of jealousy.

  54. @ Boz – haahaa! Oh, hang out – that thought is concerning, not amusing.

    @ Chairman Miao and NotAnon – can’t say it better than that!

  55. she forgot to use the protection in the box behind her

  56. If one were to fire that cannon at the same time this picture was taken, could one – potentially – receive community service hours?

  57. @ enjay

    Yeah, I’ve always wanted my tits to double as a shelf.

    I’m REALLY envious of how she’ll look in 15 years.

  58. “fuckin a cannon”


  59. once you go black…

  60. Well this photo is…….classy.

  61. Oh, like none of you have ever hooked up Barbie with your GI Joe….

  62. fuck everyone analysises things to much on here, its a picture of a hot chick fucking a cannon, i would do her. enough said.

  63. That hair, horrid tan, crazy boobs, the skank stank I can smell all the way over here. The cannon isn’t even in her yet shes claiming to have fucked it. Yep, whore.

  64. ‘What the piss?’

    What does that even mean? Is it a blonde whores way of saying ‘what the fuck?’?

  65. LMAO @Goldenfry


  67. …. and the beauty is that she wont even need any lubricant!

  68. “Jules
    September 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    What a fucking god damn whore. Suck a dick you bimbo bitch. Oh wait you’re probably doing that right now.”

    Must be an ex-boyfriend…

  69. Its a shame that thing wasn’t loaded and someone didn’t just happen to fire it.. Then again i suspect that gash between her legs would be able to fit just about anything..

    My comment may be disrespectful but at least i am not spitting on the lives of thousands who fought and died during the civil war. (Or any other war for that matter)

  70. ” it doesnt fit”

  71. Sucks to be the guy who fucks her next. How do you compete with a cannon? XD

  72. LOL, Dude.

  73. i bet while her equally drunk friend took this picture, the anna nicole wannabe was thinking “is it in yet?”

  74. I vote not lame. I’ve seen a lot more (in quantity and lameness) pictures of guys fake fucking inanimate objects. In fact if this were a guy fucking the other end of the canon it’d be on max tuckers site and not lamebook.


  76. No follow up picture of the happy ending?

  77. Imagine that creampie!

  78. Nice Cannon ;)

  79. Nice cannon ;) How longs does it take to shoot that thing?

  80. What? No one wishes they were the cannon in this picture?

  81. Are you sure this is a sorority girl? Cos it kind of looks like Jennier Coolidge…

  82. *Jennifer. I’m retarted. And blonde

  83. *Jennifer. I’m retarted. And blonde.

  84. Ok, at first I thought this chick was kinda hot. But when I looked at it a little more, she looks so oddly proportioned, on top of looking fake as hell. I mean, her boobs are HUGE, and she looks a little curvy around the waist, which is still sexy, but then her arms and legs are sooo thin, it’s almost disgusting, in my opinion. I mean, is this really what people go for? I mean seriously, our society really thinks this is attractive? At first glance, sure, but other than that…I’m so ashamed of our generation, and I seriously fear for the next one…

  85. thatswhat.shesaid

    Haters. Haters. Haters.

    I would like to party with this girl, she looks like she’s really fun & has a good personality. & if this were a dude…you’d have much different things to say.

    Also, “kitten #84″ -kill yourself. you dont know what you’re talking about.

    i think she looks good.

  86. sure she looks good but where the hell did you get the good personality from. shes hot, drunk, and fucking a cannon she has no need of personality to pick up any one. you can tell she would be a high maintenance bitch.

  87. @waylander – high maintenance? fuck yea. she’s dressed in a ‘look at me’ outfit and performing this nonsense for attention. Yea she’s kinda hot but clearly she would make anyone miserable. Everything about her is a cry for attention.

    Oh and 20$ says that her vag flops around like elephant ears

  88. At first I thought it was a tranny and then I realized it was Brooke Hogan. Close though.

  89. I wanna light the fuse on that cannon.

  90. Now that’s class! LOL

  91. wrath

  92. ¡sᴚǝʞɔnɟ ʎǝH

  93. Fire in the hole! *lights fuse for @Din*

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