belle seriously? read previous posts…how many times does it have to be explained? Wish I could have caught Ben today, but damn I missed it. aguy..tampons are an escape from reality when the period princess comes to visit.
one last time: Ben is a lamebooker who one day took huge offense to people posting “first” if they were first. so many of us took the chance to pester him about his rotten attitude. one way in which we did that was by starting the practice of posting “Ben” rather that “first” if we were lucky enough to be first.
don’t forget that Ben is Frodo. AND he does not have a pool.
Thank the heavens that I finally found a post telling the ‘Ben’ story … I have seen others ask only to be told to check recent comments – so I was doing just that …. for hours last night and hours again tonight!
Yippee! As enjoyable as it has been reading old lamebook posts and comments I do have other things to do, lol!
I highly doubt the guy is adjusting himself. It looks like the weather is pretty chilly in the picture (as you can see by the sweaters) so I assume that he is just warming his hands. My teammates and I used to do this all the time during football in cold weather.
@dcrearview: thanks, but I did notice that. Although I had to read the comments to work out what they were. The ones here in Australia are a tad more ‘discreet’. I guess everything really is bigger and better in Texas lol
Bigger plugs for bigger holes? Stands to reason if the holes are bigger then the poles are bigger too. No wonder there are so many Americans in Australia squeezing themselves into tight spaces. Everyone loves a yank down under.
I love having sex with a girl “on the rag”. I like to pretend that she’s a virgin. When I first “enter” her, I punch her really hard in the thigh, which makes her say “ouch” and then my love organ is covered in blood. Nothing makes you feel like a man, like de-virginizing a girl. (or the same girl every 28-ish days)
Except maybe when I deflower her with my tongue, of course.
Confucius say: Man who finger girl on period, get caught red handed.
And geez people, those are regular plain old American Tampax tampons. For those that use more “discreet” tampons, its because you insert the cotton with your finger. These tampons have an applicator that pushes the tampon in for you. jeesh.
It’s not so much the insertion (not sexual at all)… I guess I’d just want to know it’s in there and concentrate on trying to feel it. Then when someone says “why are you concentrating so hard?” I could say “I’m trying to feel the tampon inside me.”
I guess, technically, I could still respond like that.
Quick, someone ask me why I’m concentrating so hard!
awww, makin’ me blush. You can use my move if you want, as long as you yell “mcowles” while punching. It’s all I ask.
@ Pelicant – the first pic is soft shell crab. They take the large back shell of the crab but all the other shell parts remain, dunk him in tempura batter and fry him up. Under the crispy batter, the shell cooks up thin and crispy and the crab meat is sweet and tender… mmmmm delish!
You can get those tampons here in Australia too. They’re Tampax applicator tampons or something similar. They’re not actually a gigantic tampon, they just come with a cardboard applicator that makes them easier to insert. They’re the introduction to tampons for a lot of girls.
Me, I use cottons. My good good doesn’t like synthetic.
@Leslie: I don’t know what it means either. Snap.
@mcowles: Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of other surprises.
@wordperv: THANK YOU. I’m not the only one who hocked up a barfball after seeing that dress.
Oh and LoveMeHateMe? Believe me. It matters if you don’t have a pool. Don’t ever say that again, do you hear me? Well I’m typing not talking so do you read my words? You don’t want to be without a pool because that would make you Frodo.