Thursday, April 15, 2010

Background Checks!

previous post: Wins for Wednesday



  1. Ben

  2. You women and your tampons.

  3. who’s Ben?

  4. belle seriously? read previous posts…how many times does it have to be explained? Wish I could have caught Ben today, but damn I missed it. aguy..tampons are an escape from reality when the period princess comes to visit.

    good stuff, 1500 here in Germany!

  5. love the tampons and the dog taking a dump!

    one last time: Ben is a lamebooker who one day took huge offense to people posting “first” if they were first. so many of us took the chance to pester him about his rotten attitude. one way in which we did that was by starting the practice of posting “Ben” rather that “first” if we were lucky enough to be first.

    don’t forget that Ben is Frodo. AND he does not have a pool.

  6. hmm guy with his hands down his pants….very disturbing

  7. when you gotta adjust, you gotta. shit happens.

  8. I have several photos with my dogs taking a dump/pee in the background. When you have dogs, it’s bound to happen. Not impressed, Lamebook.

    Tampons on the bed…. Classic. Someone’s prom night just got ruined. ;-)

  9. @dcrearview, frodo has a pool. And Ben’s house is like a shire.

  10. You missed out the fact that not only did Ben complain about “firsts” he then proceeded to post “first” on a new submission, thus a backlash occurred and Ben became somewhat of a legend on Lamebook.

  11. I don’t really understand what’s lame about the last one. Is it the sleepy girl in the background? She’s probably just their over-tired and a bit drunk friend.


    and don’t forget that Ben also claimed that someone else was using his user name!

  13. Me no like

  14. The dog made me laugh out loud.

    @dc: Don’t be such a snot (“one last time”)! Not everyone visits every post every day (unlike myself… sad, I know). Plus, someone will ask again, so it’s not really one last time.

  15. someone was using my username you idiots, they still are as I have not been on here for over a month yet I still found alleged posts by me. grow up.

  16. Thank the heavens that I finally found a post telling the ‘Ben’ story … I have seen others ask only to be told to check recent comments – so I was doing just that …. for hours last night and hours again tonight!

    Yippee! As enjoyable as it has been reading old lamebook posts and comments I do have other things to do, lol!

  17. @jukaswo: point taken.

  18. Otherwise we have learned nothing from Ben.

  19. Oh, those are tampons.

  20. Deep-fried crab on a stick?

  21. @ J.K., dcrearview

    I highly doubt the guy is adjusting himself. It looks like the weather is pretty chilly in the picture (as you can see by the sweaters) so I assume that he is just warming his hands. My teammates and I used to do this all the time during football in cold weather.

  22. Ben hasn’t been around lately. Any of them.

  23. Oh never mind, there he is. :) Or maybe it’s another Ben?

  24. i think that may be fake Ben.

  25. I think the guy checking his package is my brother.

  26. 1st pic is a girl picking her nose in the background.
    Last pic notice the cop car behind the passed out girl (if she’s passed out rather than sleeping).

  27. As fascinating as the Ben story is… I need to know what that first chick is eating because by the fuck it looks freaky.

  28. Looks like fried crab maybe, yummy!

  29. I’m not sure about the background in the second shot, but I found the foreground rather disturbing.

  30. @pug505gr: note the collection of tampons on the bed.

  31. Ben is Frodo and does not have a pool. That is all y’all need to know.

  32. Where is Ben’s Dad?

    I am a better leader, so I am Aragorn. Ben is Frodo.

  33. Pool-less Frodo wishes for new material.

  34. @dcrearview: thanks, but I did notice that. Although I had to read the comments to work out what they were. The ones here in Australia are a tad more ‘discreet’. I guess everything really is bigger and better in Texas lol

  35. tampons sure know how to photobomb.

  36. @CrashBall: y the hell would u be aragorn? i can kick ur ass. nobody can kick aragron’s ass.

  37. Bigger plugs for bigger holes? Stands to reason if the holes are bigger then the poles are bigger too. No wonder there are so many Americans in Australia squeezing themselves into tight spaces. Everyone loves a yank down under.

  38. i love malteaser too

    lol lol

  39. I love having sex with a girl “on the rag”. I like to pretend that she’s a virgin. When I first “enter” her, I punch her really hard in the thigh, which makes her say “ouch” and then my love organ is covered in blood. Nothing makes you feel like a man, like de-virginizing a girl. (or the same girl every 28-ish days)

    Except maybe when I deflower her with my tongue, of course.

  40. WTF is that chick eating in the first pic??? Deep fried scorpion on a stick???? EWWWWW.

  41. @ 37.Emma Royds…… is that yank or wank ;o))

    1st pic is gross from foregrond to background.

    Just wondering why Jennifer didn’t just edit those tampons out before she loaded that as her Profile pic??

  42. LOL

  43. mcowles- wtf. no but really that was fucking hilarious!

  44. ha

  45. Ohh malteaser! You reached for the caps lock today. Neat!

    Ahem…I didn’t really find the tampon thing that funny. So I’m pretending they’re a bunch of dildos.

    mcowles: you make me giggle. <3 Maybe I'll pay you a visit in a few weeks. ;)

  46. @dawnstar

    Dawnstar!!!! Where have you been? You’ve been missed.


    There are at least 20 lamebook users that are marking your menstrual cycle on their Jersey Boys calendars.

    I don’t do that, though, as I like to be surprised.

  47. I’m a girl, I USE tampons, yet I didn’t recognise those THINGS as being tampons. Are they?

  48. @mcowles


    The feeling is mutual, sir.

  49. @dawnstar

    I’ve also been missed? But I didn’t go anywhere… although I have been “not posting” nearly as much as I used to. No one has noticed, though.


    Yes, they’re tampons… different colors also… I guess she’s not sure how thick/chunky her flow is going to be that night. Covering all bases. Orange/yellow is usually “super” though.

  50. Damn mcowles! Best mental image of my day!

    Way back when I wanted to have sex with Ben’s dad, just to piss him off. He didn’t go for it. Bastard!

  51. @eenerbl

    Which one? Me deflowering a menstruating girl? Or the different colored tampons relating to differences in flow thickness?

    Or are you just thinking about me propping my foot on your thigh while I tie my shoe?

  52. ok, i’m gonna get flack for this— but i have no effing clue what the phrase “frodo” means. lol.

    it’s obviously not good, though.

  53. Who's That Girl?

    Confucius say: Man who finger girl on period, get caught red handed.

    And geez people, those are regular plain old American Tampax tampons. For those that use more “discreet” tampons, its because you insert the cotton with your finger. These tampons have an applicator that pushes the tampon in for you. jeesh.

  54. Hum, it’s like a multiple choice pop quiz! I’ll go with A and C. I’m all for the deflowering, and it all depends on what your wearing when you tie your shoe.

  55. untied shoes…

    and a three-piece suit.

    BTW, am I the only guy that wishes he had a vagina for just a day, so that he could feel what it’s like insert a tampon and walk around with one in for a few hours?

  56. Reverse Ben.

  57. Alright then, I’ll go for that.

    Btw, what’s with guys fascination with the tampon insertion? I’ll never understand it, but then again, it’s kinda like me wondering what it’s like when guys jack it. Ahh, whatever.

  58. Who's That Girl?

    Trust me mcowles, unlike sex, if you feel the tampon in your babakanoosh, you didn’t do it right.

  59. LMAO @ mcowles

    “I like to pretend that she’s a virgin. When I first “enter” her, I punch her really hard in the thigh, which makes her say “ouch””

    FTW! That is all.

  60. @eenerbl and Who’s

    It’s not so much the insertion (not sexual at all)… I guess I’d just want to know it’s in there and concentrate on trying to feel it. Then when someone says “why are you concentrating so hard?” I could say “I’m trying to feel the tampon inside me.”

    I guess, technically, I could still respond like that.

    Quick, someone ask me why I’m concentrating so hard!


    awww, makin’ me blush. You can use my move if you want, as long as you yell “mcowles” while punching. It’s all I ask.

    btw, haha @babakanoosh.

  61. Who's That Girl?

    When someone asks me why I’m concentrating so hard, it’s because I’m doing my kegel excercises.

    “Why are you concentrating so hard?”
    “Gotta make the babakanoosh nice and tight. Got any Ben Wa balls?”

  62. @Who’s

    No ben wa balls, but I’ve got some rosary beads.

  63. mcowles…you have made me wet….

  64. Ok so, I get who ben is…but who is frodo? And why is ben frodo? And so what if he doesn’t have a pool? This is all slightly confusing.

  65. Who's That Girl?

    @mcowles – Rosary beads are for another bodily orfice…

  66. Aaahaha, so many menstrual images. Thanks mcowles.

    You should check yourself into the Red Roof Inn… though I find the staff there really rags on you if you mess up the sheets.

    Love you all!

  67. @64 Ben is Frodo… but so is Kyle:

    I laughed so hard Mcowles… thanks for that!

    I have no clue why you would want to wear a tampon… most horrible feeling ever blech. Divacup all the way!

  68. Even if those tampons on the bed were used, and completely blood and clot covered, they would still be much less offensive to me than that hideous yellow dress.

  69. mc (49), I’VE noticed.

    Missed you too, dawnstar.

  70. Just hadta login b4 I drag meself off to bed to say…..missed u wordpervert

  71. MsBuzzkillington

    I think the little girl pickin her nose is cute.

  72. @ Pelicant – the first pic is soft shell crab. They take the large back shell of the crab but all the other shell parts remain, dunk him in tempura batter and fry him up. Under the crispy batter, the shell cooks up thin and crispy and the crab meat is sweet and tender… mmmmm delish!

  73. Fifth picture is awesome! I didn’t even notice the cop car until someone else pointed it out.

  74. *off

  75. #1 Pick us a winner love

  76. @ Mcowles, and all your commentary…LOL. Once again, you’ve made my day. Forget Malteaser, great as he is…YOU’RE my favorite….

  77. CommentsAtLarge

    The yellow dress girl has executed the rare tampon-assited-duckface. It is an acheivement that most female Facebook pic posters only dream of.


    Got a good chuckle from the Red Roof Inn reference, until I looked at that picture again. Look at the hotel room – it might very well be a Red Roof Inn. That makes it even better.

  78. mcowles, please never describe a period as being “chunky” ever again. I just had the worst image imaginable.

  79. @pug505gr

    You can get those tampons here in Australia too. They’re Tampax applicator tampons or something similar. They’re not actually a gigantic tampon, they just come with a cardboard applicator that makes them easier to insert. They’re the introduction to tampons for a lot of girls.

    Me, I use cottons. My good good doesn’t like synthetic.

  80. pearls-before-swine

    I really didn’t find the tampons as lame/funny/disturbing as the fact that she has her dress pulled up and the window is open behind her… D:

  81. @Mcowles, Try inserting a tampon up your back door ;)

  82. What does IDK mean?

  83. @ SaaBea….I don’t know.

  84. @Leslie: I don’t know what it means either. Snap.
    @mcowles: Don’t worry. I’ve got plenty of other surprises.
    @wordperv: THANK YOU. I’m not the only one who hocked up a barfball after seeing that dress.

  85. Oh and LoveMeHateMe? Believe me. It matters if you don’t have a pool. Don’t ever say that again, do you hear me? Well I’m typing not talking so do you read my words? You don’t want to be without a pool because that would make you Frodo.

  86. It never fails.

  87. Wow, that’s gonna be some prom nite, needing 4 tampons.. yeesh.

  88. Are we sure #3 isn’t wearing a “bum-bag”?

  89. In the first photo she’s eating soft shell crab. I don’t eat it but apparently it’s nice.

  90. lol. the tampons. Priceless.

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

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