Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Background Checks!

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  1. shouldn’t the kid’s face’s be blurred?

  2. woo, first for the first time!

    1 – epic fail
    2 – made me lol so much cuz it’s so in your face
    3 – ugh, it’s another one of “them” (by “them” I mean the gunk in the cesspool of humanity’s lower half)

  3. BlowMe____Away

    I tried to post FIRST and did so on one of the pictures, instead of the entire post. Fail.

  4. That’s the universe telling you never to attempt to ‘First’ again! :)

  5. We have a “Hand Job” around here. I looked it up on Google and it says San Francisco, but I am 100% sure I have passed by that place many times. I am going to go on an adventure to find it.

  6. Ceci n'est pas un nom

    Can somebody Wallace the third one for me? Other than the inappropiateness of posting lingerie pics of yourself on FB and what I gather is a family portrait stuck on the mirror, am I missing something else that makes it actually amusing in any way?

  7. Does “SUMMER OHH-TEN(:” mean the summer of two thousand and oh-ten?

  8. HA! That is Channel 2 in Orlando. Actually a really good news station.
    When I was in college my boyfriend (a meterology major) was an intern for channel 6 and he actually made a spelling error on a graphic that went up on air. I guess they don’t proofread!!

  9. I’m thinking Emily’s comment is more the reason the last one made it onto Lamebook. WTF does it even say?

  10. Well, what it should say is:

    “It can be, it’s all yours. :) And you can do whatever you want with it.”

    I’m assuming she’s talking about her body, not the picture itself.

  11. @ Ceci

    The picture is kinda blurry, but I think it’s either really a foreground check and the humor is in the picture on her mirror, or the object on her bed that to me looks like a vibrator (lower righthand corner)

  12. oh come on. Where are the comments bagging on her weight and the fact that not only is she obviously sucking in, but she crossed her legs to make her thighs appear… less

  13. lol come on no one understands #3? does no one notice the family photo in the mirror? :P

  14. so the “fail” in #3 isn’t her Man-hands????

  15. shrtr schl dyz!!!!!!!

  16. cuz we r alredi 2 educatid

  17. She’s fat and is therefore a lesser human being than me. There, now I feel better about myself.

    Too cool for shcool, oh yeah.

  18. Fuck me!

    It looks like Emily has fucking eaten the poor family in that photo!

    Cheese is not safe around this rotund flabby bag of tits.

  19. Shouldn’t the children in #2 have their faces obscured?

  20. comparethemeerkat

    Cheesus, if you keep up with your definitely not contrived humour, I’m going to have to get a calostomy bag so I can at least control my constant shitting of my pants because you are so hilarious.

  21. Are you saying that you often defecate when you find stuff amusing.

    I bet it’s fun watching and episode of Friends with you ain’t it you bland fuckwit?!

  22. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    #19 *colostomy bag. Get yer shit right bro.

  23. It took me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES to decipher the ‘fail’ in the first one. This is because of the now well-known fact that as long as the first and last letter are in the right place a word can be all muddled and you’d still read it correctly.

  24. That is not a hand, it’s a paw. And it just choked my libido to death

    Also, yeah, colostomy, ffs. We have an expert on shit, here, let’s try not to look like idiots, right?

  25. It does look a little like a paw … monkey hand jobs?

    Ow!

  26. Monkey hand jobs and colostomy bags, yup I’m on on the lamebook site again.

  27. One too many ‘ons’ in that. Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

  28. #3 – i would hollow out one of those thighs and make a canoe out of it.

    also, anyone else think those two kids are kind of sexy?

  29. vincent, you fucking perv!

  30. MsBuzzkillington

    Pretty sure there is a framing store in Phoenix called “Well Hung” although I think “Hand Job” beats that out.

    Um, no pun intended.

  31. thatfukkenfurry

    @Paranoid Android: Don’t worry, most people won’t notice the the difference.

  32. MsBuzzkington FTW!!!!

  33. It looks like she’s met the witch doctor, she’s got a shrunken head.

  34. I don’t get the first one??

  35. puddingisthebest

    @problemjesta any shcool kid could see it.

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