#1 You better get ready to fight a large group of people because most people I know are talking shit about twilight, and you’re a douche good sir. Also, is that a container of protein powder in the crib?
#2 this gave me one of those awful shudders where you feel like everything in your body is about to dissolve into nothingness in order to escape reality. Also, is that a man or woman? Shouldn’t they censor nudity even if you can’t tell properly on jabba’s girlfriend?
#3 girl puking out the window? Bullseye. I know who I’m taking home.
that guy with the big tits is funny. the sad thing about that photo is that the girl seems to think that her disgusting pale shapeless excuse for a body is somehow fit for public display. there is nothing more depressing than a fat girl with no tits. how do they live with themselves? also, moths are disgusting flappy monsters – why anyone would want to have that tattooed on them is beyond me. she could have got a nice chinese symbol, or something tribal, or a cartoon rat getting raped by a spider under a waxing moon.
the first one is definitely taking the piss. the posters, the cot, the shirt… he was trying to get on lamebook!
the girl in the last one might just be leaning out for some fresh air, or sucking someone off.
she deliberately included the morbidly obese guy in the background to make herself appear thinner. she might have fooled you, benningtons, but she’s not fooling me. look at her chubby arms, her lardy hips… she’s even got a fat back. she is an absolute pig, and she needs to gain a bit of self respect. it is alarming that some segments of society appear to condone such fat behaviour.
Listen up, you condecending piece of shit, vincent. People, and I mean ALL PEOPLE, come in all shapes and sizes. Some people are heavier than others. There may be a good reason for this, often there is not, it’s just poor lifestyle choices. So yeah. some people are fat. FUCKING. DEAL. WITH. IT. Looks are not all that matters, and as fucking trite as this is, in the end, it is what is inside that counts. Why the fuck does it even bother you so bad? Are you forced to have sex with any fat people? No.
It is alarming that some segments of society are complete, arrogant, self obsessed arseholes, who think that the barometer of a persons success should be entirely subject on how much they fucking weigh.
re-reading that last comment, i notice i come across as a shallow, spiteful fat-hater. just to clarify, i have nothing against really really fat people like the one in the background – on the contrary, they make a vital contribution to society. they make us laugh with their jolly antics, waddling around like they were real human beings. they crack me up every time. i just can’t stand the ones whose fatness is slightly more subtle. it’s deceitful and offensive. either lose weight or get superfat – and don’t appear in photographs flaunting your liminal obesity.
Oh, you worked that out, eh? Nice deduction. Mate. Now, rather than give you my life story, I’m going to follow up my rant by saying, CANDID CAMERA! I got you, didn’t I? I’m 6″4, have muscles out to here, and am always fighting off women with a big stick! Don’t you love the internet? <3
#2 is not fat, I must agree. She is not in awesome muscly shape, its true,…but definitely not fat. Most girls have a little bit of flab on their lower backs when they don’t work out. Even the skinny ones.
That being said….what the fuck are those black marks on her? Seriously? They don’t look like tattoos. On the front there is one where it appears something used to hang off of it. The back one looks inflamed or infected. Stitches? I don’t know, but I am disturbed to the extreme. The gigantic nipple in the background doesn’t help matters either I’m afraid.
I don’t think those marks are stitches – wouldn’t the skin around them be redder and more swollen?
@benningtons – I agree, that girl is not fat… She may, however, get fatter over the years if her genetics are based on the blob in the background…
@vincent: your comments made me giggle
And above all else, why the hell do so many people takes pictures of themselves with a fat, naked person in the background? You’d think it’d be one in a million but after seeing so many on this site, I’m a bit worried…
okay, i just have two things i want to ask/point out. the girls in the third picture look maybe 12?? so why in the hell is there a dude in the background who OBVIOUSLY couldn’t control his “back pussy” juices(as said by Borat), and why is there someone throwing up out of the window!?? i’m so confused!
and @benningtons, i agree, that girl isn’t fat. but seeing vincent’s comments made me bust out into uncontrollable laughter. i’m not a twig either- i’m thick, and i’m pregnant right now, bummer haha. i just couldn’t help BUT to burst into laughter from what he has said. don’t take this forum to heart, benningtons, everyone here picks on everyone, and it IS lamebook, for Gosh’s sake!
where’s fargis, by the way, has anyone sent a search party yet!??!?
Actually,I do think those are appallingly awful butterfly tattoos – the lines that look like stitches going up her tummy? Those are little “….”s to indicate an upwardly fluttering movement. Hopefully once the swelling goes down and they get coloured in they may look pretty, rather than scars from a botched liposuction which was only partially successful.**
**I’m not saying she’s fat… but chubby would be right – I’m seeing bingo wings. Fat is what’s in the background of that picture – just one of those titties on their own would constitute “fat,” but as a whole? Obese.