Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Background Checks!

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  1. okay, i just have two things i want to ask/point out. the girls in the third picture look maybe 12?? so why in the hell is there a dude in the background who OBVIOUSLY couldn’t control his “back pussy” juices(as said by Borat), and why is there someone throwing up out of the window!?? i’m so confused!

    and @benningtons, i agree, that girl isn’t fat. but seeing vincent’s comments made me bust out into uncontrollable laughter. i’m not a twig either- i’m thick, and i’m pregnant right now, bummer haha. i just couldn’t help BUT to burst into laughter from what he has said. don’t take this forum to heart, benningtons, everyone here picks on everyone, and it IS lamebook, for Gosh’s sake!

    where’s fargis, by the way, has anyone sent a search party yet!??!?

  2. It’s okay everyone, vincent is just a troll. He pulls this crap on every thread he posts on. He’s a very good troll, but he’s still a troll. Just ignore him and he’ll go away.

  3. The first photo is a perfect example of cuntification, this is where you basically get a cunt, dress him like a twat, get him to pull a pussy face and voila complete cuntification.

    The girl isn’t fat, she’s chubby. I’d like to encourage her to take up an eating disorder to better conform with the female form as shown in ladies magazines. and wank mags.

    Ahhh school discos, nothing say’s teen love angst more than a slow dance and a quick poke of a vomiting girls flaps.

  4. #3, guy on left also pissed himself.

  5. nah, that’s just swamp ass

  6. ooh la la!

  7. I think the girl in number two is doing an erotic dance for the fat man. Odor matters with erotic dancing.

    The Twilight posters are in the infant’s room. Just give the kid a bible if you want to start fucking up his mind.

  8. I think the girl in number two is doing an erotic dance for the fat man. Odor matters with erotic dancing.

    (Whether she is or isn’t fat is debatable, but I doubt her sweat tastes good.)

    The Twilight posters are in the infant’s room. Just give the kid a bible if you want to start fucking up his mind.

  9. @Bahhumbug, as you can see, Mrs Dickson is no better at finding the booze than she ever was

    @Sasha, their actually 17. So does that make the drunkenness more understandable?

  10. Actually,I do think those are appallingly awful butterfly tattoos – the lines that look like stitches going up her tummy? Those are little “….”s to indicate an upwardly fluttering movement. Hopefully once the swelling goes down and they get coloured in they may look pretty, rather than scars from a botched liposuction which was only partially successful.**

    **I’m not saying she’s fat… but chubby would be right – I’m seeing bingo wings. Fat is what’s in the background of that picture – just one of those titties on their own would constitute “fat,” but as a whole? Obese.

  11. Pic 3 man that pissed himself , is he wearing Peter Pan pants … ( check bottom for purposeful fringe cutting to provide full DB effect )

  12. I’m pretty sure Pic number three is my older sister and two of her friends at a college Halloween party in Freshman year of college, which would definately explain the guy puking out the window.

    And now I shall lay in wait for her to get home from work so I can badger her about the cheesy Cat costume.

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