Tyler – Yeah but it looks like at least one of his fat fingers is in his mouth too, like he’s giving himself a ‘face shocker’ or something. And re: the kissy face (a.k.a. “duck face”), no you’re definitely not the only one. There are a number of people on my network who spend way too much time at clubs and it seems like club-goers, particularly those of the fashion trash variety, don’t know how to pose for pictures any other way.
Looked at pic #4 and thought “wow, I know people get it on in clubs, but that’s just amazingly brazen.” Then I noticed the pole and what looks to be money by the chick’s leg — ahhh strip club. Now I am more confused at the context of the picture…
I actually like the first one as in my browser at full screen, it looks like the top of a childs head (like you get those belated shotgun wedding pics) until you scroll down and get instead, the shitting dog!!
Yeah, Ms Buzzkillington, I agree. I felt bad for her, too. The way the picture is set up, and the way the chick on the right is pointing, I don’t think there’s any doubt that they and the jerk taking the picture set it up just so they could get a picture of a fat girl. Well, karma’s a bitch, ladies, and the thyroid can go crazy at virtually any moment.
Yes she’s trying to be invisible. Slouching, and pulling back, but I’m afraid it’s not going to happen for the poor thing. The reason being of course, is she takes up most of the background, so she is an unavoidable target.
Pic 2, I would kill for those eyebrows on aqua girl, oh, and her boobs as well.
Please provide more lame/funny/gross posts. All this averageness under the chapter heading for your upcoming book (don’t deny you havn’t plans for one) is just getting old. Wordpervert, British hobo, slimjayz and all the other regular posters thanks for the chuckles and thanks malteaser for the LOL(Z).
My apologies for the interuption, please continue.
Pic #3 isn’t funny; it’s just sad. But why would anyone show up at such a place and then just sit there being bored? Get up and do something!
And lets say they did make fun of her and all – why would anyone allow that? Stand up for yourself and demand respect!
You guys are being really unfair to those girls. It’s just as likely that they sat down much further away from the giant grape woman to take their picture but her gravitational pull forced them closer. We can only hope they were able to realize what was going on in time to accelerate at least fast enough to maintain a stable orbit around her so they didn’t end up crashing into her at high speed.
Normally I am the first to jump in with some fatty jokes, but I feel bad for the purple girl. Her feelings of humiliation, boredom and low self esteem are very plain to see. Which makes me pretty angry someone would take a picture to make fun of her…if that IS what happened, which I’m not sure from the pose.
Seriously. Stop just posting pictures of fat girls or whatever, as if that by itself is lame, or funny, or whatever.
I get worried sometimes that this site isn’t the way I think it is, and the posts are more about laughing at fat people, and laughing WITH the people who make racist comments and jokes about women making sandwiches (long time readers may have noticed I FUCKING hate these jokes and am a boring repetitive twat in this area).
Fat Girl Photo is just one of those progression type pictures, like when they show the evolution of apes to neanderthals to modern man. This continues man’s journey by charting the devolution of modern Americans.
Middle Girl is the start, Right Girl is the chubby interim phase, and Left Girl is the final fuck you to Charles Darwin.
Please note that they aren’t doing a “point” or a “peace sign”. They are trying to represent their positions (1, 2, etc.), but they’re too goddamn stupid to get it right.
You are all correct that the picture is sad, but you’re sad for the wrong reasons.
And I might be in the minority here, but I got the feeling lamebook added the picture with the fat girl BECAUSE it’s obvious that the two skinny girls were just making fun of her. Thus, the lameness is on THEM and not HER.
elixabeth started out by not saying anything other than leaving that signature. Nothing except pushing an apparent agenda. Now it’s talking. If it starts contributing, that’s great. But it very much seemed like spam when it first showed up. That’s why it’s perceived as annoying.
Shopping is the foundation of business. Business is the foundation of capitalism. Why do you hate America?
I don’t believe you at all. Uh uh. Come to Florida and let me judge for myself. After I conduct several days worth of testing, I will share my findings with the Lamebook community – if I can find the strength to post.
Knucklepopper, actually there is.
All it takes is a thyroid desease and you’re up 60 pounds in a year, while everyone, including yourself, is mystified as to why this happens. The world, and unfortunately still many doctors, then assumes you’re just stuffing your face with sweets while noone is watching, while you desperately starve yourself, do hours of sport and cry in your pillow. And get judged by the clueless, of course.
That is no peace sign. Though it is sign language. They are saying look at us compared to her. She obviously did not want to be in the photo. You can tell by the way she is trying to just kinda lean away from them. I’m with Cobalcat on this one.
Also i don’t think the two girls are making fun of the girl in the purple dress. As the fat friend I think i can fairly assess what happened here: The two girls decided purple girl would be less hard on herself and depressed if they talked her into going out with them. So they went to her house and dressed her up to try to make her feel pretty. All this did was show her the distict contrast between herself and the skinny girls regardless of how much makeup they put on her. Wouldn’t this make you depressed and want to shy away from having your photo taken?
Might be over-identifying but that doesn’t change the fact that knucklepopper is a total douche.
When I judge people physically, I like use statistically unlikely reasons for their appearance. Occam’s razor can suck it.
Fat person: Must be hypothyroidism.
Thin person: You know it’s hyperthyroidism.
Mentally challenged person: They’re probably Irish.
Attractive person: Witches’ potion
Oh well, I probably won’t be around much anymore as I’m certain that I will win the upcoming lottery drawing. How can I lose?
The geriatric wing will always be open to you.
After I win, I will be buying a ticket to come down your way. I can’t wait to meet Paul Hogan.
Thank you for judging me on my judgments. Your objections to my assumptions have made me consider a different verdict. From now on I won’t offer facetious comments, I’ll just call anyone who disagrees with me uninformed.
I’m not saying that dog in the first pic _isn’t_ pooping, but it looks to me like he is about to jump in the water, not that he is going to the bathroom. He looks like he’s already been for a swim already. Thus, no need to crop him.
1) Yes, I too felt horribly saddened and depressed by the poor fat girl. Obviously she got all dressed & purtied up for the party and is still stuck in the corner watching two skanks skank it up.
2) I came to read the comments expecting to see a bunch of jerks make fun of the poor thing, and instead found that many of you felt the same way. Thanks for proving that not everyone on Teh Internetz is a jerk.