Monday, May 10, 2010

Awesome Aftermath

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  1. Ben? Also, Fred Nordie? Well done Lamebook…

  2. Seriously? That f*cking tick warning lame ass copy/paste bullsh*t has made it on lamebook?

    I hate whoever approved of adding this!

    The other two were mediocre, but that third one is just ridiculous.

  3. CommentsAtLarge

    Just missed Ben, damn…

    Man I hope Jayne is kidding about falling for that one. If not, my fears for humanity are coming true.

  4. Jayne, I know you’re joking, so I’m laughing, but I’d be laughing for so much longer and harder if you’re not.

  5. I apologize for my outburst. A woman on my facebook friends’ list (who normally posts self-hating, look at me, I can’t go on, so much pain bullcrap messages) posted that same tick thing and about 10 friends commented on how HILARIOUS she is/was. That has skewed my opinion of this already horribly lame status update, more than it already was.

  6. Fred Nordie FTW. Lamebook for the assist.

  7. I missed that copy and paste warning on fb, mccowles.

    I usually get some lame “copy and paste this” if your mother/brother/sister/dog/bra colour is wonderful.

  8. Fred, that’s good, but I’d rather a 3 way in the kitchen with Professor Plum, and Mrs Peacock, using the rope and dagger.

  9. An incisive mind can see that Anya’s story is filled with holes. She should brush up on her story telling skills because her’s bite. It’s like people think there’s a trophy or a plaque for having a clever status.

    By the way, anyone seen gingivitis? I haven’t seen her around for a while.

  10. I’ll give a buck to anyone if they can guess which character in Cluedo I’d be.

    I’m being cheap cos I know it’s a no brainer.

  11. Well, I’ve already branded you with a Scarlet letter, Miss pervert, so I’m not going to play your silly game.

  12. 50 cents for you Soup, its Ms Scarlett.

    I like to keep my status indeterminate.

  13. Jayne, on reflection, I think if someone came to my door and asked me to do that, I probably would.

    Have a nice day everyone.

  14. MsBuzzkillington

    Is the first one for real? Is that even possible? I was knocked out when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. The only thing I remember is closing my eyes and then opening them again thinking that it was about ready to start and it was already over.

  15. Touché, Lamebook, you remain consistent in your faliure to hide everybody’s last name, whilst simultaneously blocking any mention of the sh*tstorm that went down that other time you left a name visible…

  16. MsBuzz, it is possible. When I got my wisdom teeth out a couple of months ago, I learned that the nurse or technician or whatever he was had the same name as my first crush in preschool, so I guess when I was drugged up I decided that it *had* to be the same person, and as they were wheeling me out to my mom’s car I kept telling the guy I loved him and asking my mom “do you think it’s him?” I don’t remember this though.

    He never called me either. I guess it wasn’t him.

  17. Anya’s is cute I did something similar when I got mine out: When I got home, and was all drugged up, I started yammering about the settings on the: Low, Low-low, Medium-low, medium-high, etc. Of course, there are only three settings: Low, Medium, and High

    Jayne’s is funny. The only lame thing there is the person who submitted it.

  18. *settings on the box fan.
    *a period after “cute.”

    GEEZ! I swear I typed those! Must still be drugged…

  19. the first one isn’t lame, it’s really quite funny =)

  20. I don’t care if it’s a copy and paste, the visual imagery of the last one made me LOL.

  21. My friend’s husband was in the hospital hopped up on Morphine, and she was there with him. She says she’s going to get a sandwich. He says, “Are you cheating on me with your black boyfriend?” She says, “What the hell are you talking about?” “Your black boyfriend, you know. Every good woman deserves a big black cock!”
    True story.

    Made me LOL for months. I think you can imagine what I got her for her stagette! =P

  22. Anya’s would have been better if it had been a video a la “David goes to the dentist”…
    And Soup – I LOL’d at your plaque = gingivitis :)

  23. I got her a sandwich.

  24. Well I’m off next door to see if this tick thing really works.
    I will report back with results

  25. On the one hand, I’d like to see a picture of Jayne to evaluate whether or not she’d be worth trying the tick thing on. On the other hand, the way her name is spelled brings Jayne Cobb to mind, and I now need a gallon of mind bleach.

  26. Seeing as NoLongerTroll hasn’t updated his progress, i’m going to assume his neighbor not only did what he said, but is now in the process of going through an in-depth cavity search for ticks as well.

    The after-dentist stories reminded me of this CH Vid, so glad I watched it again. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220

  27. nuff, he’s just finished searching me for ticks.

    He didn’t find any, but that’s not to say he didn’t almost die trying.

  28. MnnnJJgg jbkug jb #####

  29. Lol..mind bleach. Hahaha brilliant..

    -God’s investment(His Son) in you was SO great, He could never abandon you!
    “Seek me and you will find me, if you seek me with all your heart!” Jer.29:13

  30. lol

  31. I am so pissed off!

  32. Hahahaha. Awesome. Jayne is my sister.

  33. Jayne, ill refer you to my brain transplant surgeon. It’s pretty expensive and you’ll have to pay up front… but i promise it’s not a scam.

  34. Singingflutelady

    Hey donfatty.. was it you that submitted it, especially since you copy and pasted it too? Lamebook is so lame to post that!

  35. You people are mean as all hell.

    I am so pissed off!

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