I apologize for my outburst. A woman on my facebook friends’ list (who normally posts self-hating, look at me, I can’t go on, so much pain bullcrap messages) posted that same tick thing and about 10 friends commented on how HILARIOUS she is/was. That has skewed my opinion of this already horribly lame status update, more than it already was.
An incisive mind can see that Anya’s story is filled with holes. She should brush up on her story telling skills because her’s bite. It’s like people think there’s a trophy or a plaque for having a clever status.
By the way, anyone seen gingivitis? I haven’t seen her around for a while.
Is the first one for real? Is that even possible? I was knocked out when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. The only thing I remember is closing my eyes and then opening them again thinking that it was about ready to start and it was already over.
Touché, Lamebook, you remain consistent in your faliure to hide everybody’s last name, whilst simultaneously blocking any mention of the sh*tstorm that went down that other time you left a name visible…
MsBuzz, it is possible. When I got my wisdom teeth out a couple of months ago, I learned that the nurse or technician or whatever he was had the same name as my first crush in preschool, so I guess when I was drugged up I decided that it *had* to be the same person, and as they were wheeling me out to my mom’s car I kept telling the guy I loved him and asking my mom “do you think it’s him?” I don’t remember this though.
Anya’s is cute I did something similar when I got mine out: When I got home, and was all drugged up, I started yammering about the settings on the: Low, Low-low, Medium-low, medium-high, etc. Of course, there are only three settings: Low, Medium, and High
Jayne’s is funny. The only lame thing there is the person who submitted it.
My friend’s husband was in the hospital hopped up on Morphine, and she was there with him. She says she’s going to get a sandwich. He says, “Are you cheating on me with your black boyfriend?” She says, “What the hell are you talking about?” “Your black boyfriend, you know. Every good woman deserves a big black cock!”
Made me LOL for months. I think you can imagine what I got her for her stagette! =P
On the one hand, I’d like to see a picture of Jayne to evaluate whether or not she’d be worth trying the tick thing on. On the other hand, the way her name is spelled brings Jayne Cobb to mind, and I now need a gallon of mind bleach.