Oh. I thought she had been gangraped too. Why the hell did she eat two fiber bars this morning! She knew what the consequences of that would be. She just wanted something to put as an exciting status I bet.
Oh my God!!! I’m by no means a prude but my God, have some couth. Why why why would anyone say that out loud?
And I too would have been less offended had she admitted to a night of three-way passion then to say that. But she did warn us that it wasn’t a good hurt. I want to smack her and teach her how to act like a lady. Or at least a fancy prostitute.
Looks like a decent looking girl underneath those pixels.
I really don’t know why, because I’ve never been into it, but the thought of watching her shit kind of arouses me. I’m nt trying to be a moron, I’m being serious.
I could do without the yeasty tho.
is this bitch a freak why she airing her privates all out like that????so what if her pussy stinks like a dead foetus and her ass hole blocked with clogged shit keep it to your self no wonder some people never get married…
What a repulsive attention-seeking whore. People like this think they come across as cool and laid back and a li’l bit freaky when they just seem foul. And of course, they always have one fuckwit friend who encourages them by going “that’s why I love yoooooooooou! Cause you’re so wild and keraaaaaazy, you just don’t care what anyone thinks of you, you wild child!”
…and how’s Erin??? ‘I work at a hospital so shit like this doesn’t affect me at all’?? Oh, you’re so cool and unflappable too, Erin. You are one cool chick! Don’t you get it? We all know people get sore, just don’t post it on Facebook so all your friends have to have a visual image of your yeasty lady-taco for the rest of the day…
Incidentally, does anyone else think that ‘by the fuck’ has matured enough now to become an acronym?
I’m looking forward to being able to use the shorthand of “BTF – TMI!” for posts like this one . . .
Thanks for that Nikki.
What everyone checking their FB truly wanted to know was how badly you’re shitting yourself right now, and that you have a yeast infection.
By the by, do you still have a milk clot in your nipples? I couldn’t rest without knowing!
I have a distant relation on my FB list who recently posted as her status update that some friend of hers was able to have a VBAC. I was like, that’s more than I’d want to know about someone I actually care about, much less someone I’ve never heard of until just now. And I thought that was bad. Until I came here and read this.