“Dear Cassaundra, we’re really sorry for mixing up the names. Obviously we will immediately cancel our plan to name our dog Aspen, because that would be very inappropriate. Instead, we will call our dog Cassaundraisafuckingpsychobitch.”
So a little below this whole argument there is a picture of Cassie at presumably the concert she was excited about the night before. In the background of this picture was an advertisement for “Aspen Athletic Club.” A bit high and mighty about name-stealing, are we?
Who the hell names a child Aspen? Can we please make a move for a removing people from the gene pool? Sterilization, firing squad, whatever we have to do! It is time for change! We must stop this shit at once!
I know just how Cassie feels. Everyone is always stealing my kids’ names for their dogs and it gets really annoying. Poor little Fido and Spot get so confused when they walk down the street and hear people calling their names.
So… American Eskimos are not “snow dogs”. Mine is 20 lbs. WTF is she going to pull in the snow? They’re a companion breed. They were used in circuses for a long time. They’re similar to Pomeranians only bigger (unless it’s a toy). Just because they’re white and spitz doesn’t make them any kind of “snow dog”.
Dear Cassaundra, I have three spots on the left cheek of my arse. I am naming them Aspen, Raeann, and Lloyd. I also have a dog who has a spot near his rectal area. I am naming that Cassaundra. And the hairs growing out of Cassaundra, I am naming Brandon. Thank you for your suggestions.
Hi guys; this is actually kaylyn. Thanks for all the support…well from most of you anyways lol…I have no idea who posted my status but I find it hilarious that it made it to lamebook…definitely was an epic and entertaining night. Also, slightlyawkward…I am 21 freakin years old…I’m not old haha…and will you please remove your comment that states my full name? Little creeper-ish.
naming a human aspen is like naming a human mercedes or porche or paris or apple…… take your pick, they are all equally fucking retarded kinda like the dumb cunt who is growing that baby inside her. retards giving birth should be a crime
Txikiwi- that #8 is actually the infamous cassauuundra herself…stupid bitch. But yea my name originally hadn’t gotten blurred out and I’m receiving a ton of feedback on facebook which feels nice knowing that ppl are on my side haha but didn’t really want everyone to have access to my full name and have facebook creeps. Anywho, I love your last comment-paying homage to my unusually spelled name I’m for sure suing her ass for this one…takin my damn y. Whore.