We have to card reader doors out of our office area. I put a sign on the inside of both the doors that said it was out of order… I did this about 2 when people were starting to go home… I enjoyed watching people walking up and down the area trying to figure it out, good times
I am assuming it is Kenzie’s second worst day because the first worst day was the day she found out she was pregnant. She was going to get an abortion, but made the mistake of telling Alex and Tori, who outed her.
@Soup: I genuinely loled.
Or… lol. That makes more grammatical sense or whatever the fuck.
Kenzie’s REALLY confuses me. At first it seemed like Kenzie had told her friends a lie about her baby, because Tori said ‘I know it is convenient you chose to tell everyone today.’
But then Kenzie speaks like those two have played a prank on her. Even though somebody else said ‘congrats’ before either of them…
I think Kenzie’s situation is that she IS pregnant, but getting an abortion or giving it up for adoption or something, and maybe… they pretended she had said she was keeping it instead, when she isn’t.
Fuck, my head hurts. Lamebook, at least post statuses that are easy to understand for idiots like me.
Jessica, way to remind everyone (including people that didn’t ACTUALLY know before) about a horrible moment for you. I felt bad for you for a sec. until I realized you could have kept your yapper shut and it would have gone by without a word.
Apparently, that’s a hot button issue for Eric. He must love him some interwebs…
Seriously? Who makes an April fools about cancer? Come on, it’s no exactly laugh a minute stuff.
Hmm, I originally thought Kenzie wasn’t preggers and it was all a joke, but now I’m thinking along the abortion route too. Tho if alex is her boyfriend, which was the impression that I got, he could have been just a liiiittle bit more supportive.
Started to think I’d lost my sense of humour today as I found none of these funny, and then I read Soup’s comment.
Thank you, Soup, for restoring my faith in myself.
Does Steve has cancer for reals or not? What if it wasn’t an April fools joke?! aaah.
I will have to agree with the people who said that Kenzie’s fiends were the ones playing a prank on her. They got all her friends to believe she was pregnant (when she is not) and that would explain her reaction to “today my life sucks.”
Also, does Eric not pay a monthly bill for the internet, or what?
And I agree Soup’s comment should be the comment of the day. Made me laugh.
aaaand John’s WOULD have been funny if he didn’t Post it, then a second later say april fools and then a second later take a snap shot of it.
I got the impression Kenzie meant April Fool’s day was her second most hated day in the sense of ranked yearly holidays. Like, Valentines day could be her most hated day, and April Fool’s is her second.
Her gross overreaction could be down to the fact she’s ‘pregnant’ every April Fool’s, or she has horrendously strict parents who now believe she is with child and have grounded her till she’s 35 and made an appointment for her to get a chastity belt fitted as soon as Easter Weekend is over.
- kenzie, alex and tori are best friends
- all three of them, including alex are girls
- thus, alex is not kenzies boyfriend hahha
- kenzie is not actually pregnant
- for april fools alex and tori hacked her facebook and hotmail and made everyone think that kenzie was pregnant
- tori and alex also sent out baby shower invitations for kenzies “pregnancy”
- there was also a facebook event for kenzies baby shower
- we dont know how this prank got on lamebook, but we are loving life
I like how if you click on soups link, and fix the obvious typo of alcoholism, it takes you to a page that says it doesn’t exist. This proves there is no such thing as alcoholism, and people who drink too much are just fucking awesome.
If the originally “Kenzie’s pregnant” status update had been posted, it would have made a LOT more sense. But still, it was great, makes me kind of wish I had friends who would hack my Hotmail/Facebook to make me lol
Soup can you please stop posting on Lamebook so I never again face a situation similar to this one where I have to read through 35 comments worshipping the “brilliance” and “originality” of a throw-my-pregnant-girlfriend-down-the-stairs joke? What a bunch of tools.
Hah, ‘girlfriend’. Vince from purchasing, are you secretly a very large black woman with fake pink nails and a weave? If not, you need to turn your balls and your man badge in right now. You’re fired from manhood.