Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Anti-Theft Device

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29 Comments

  1. *yawn*

  2. just put the fucking thing somewhere safe when you’re not using it.

    jesus wept.

  3. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Benoit … balls.

  4. The French are lame

  5. Benoit don’t surrender hope! As long as you don’t capitulate and give up on your laptop it could still serve you well. Do not yield to pressure and submit a perfectly good computer to the trash.

  6. Stomabeutel v1.2 SP2

    @MsA. jesus wept? Something like that, coming from you! It makes me feel sad and sick at the same time.

  7. Benoit, may you enjoy the residual value of my shit in your lap top bag.

  8. And btw not enough fucking kudos for Dukey Smoothy, well played.

  9. Nice blur job, Lamebook. Good to see that you take the privacy off your clientele so seriously.

  10. Fucken swype. *of.

  11. does ‘clientele’ mean ‘victim’ now, then?

  12. I would steal the pen and leave a note written with it that said, “Thanks for the tip AND the pen, douchenozzle!”

  13. ^is that because you’re a common thief, nails?

  14. Laptops…my brethren…

  15. It’s not the physical laptop they want. It’s the financial data inside, and the sexy pictures of you and your mistress that can be used for blackmail (or masturbation if they’re that way) that they want to get from you. THAT has much more value than that stupid “high-class” pen.

  16. ^implying that his mistress isn’t a hambeast with a penis?

  17. Yes, MsAnne. I am pretty damn common sometimes. At least, that’s what my girlfriend tells me.

    Beatus, what if the pen vibrates?

  18. ^like you don’t already know :P

  19. Capn, who are you to judge what tickle’s a thief’s fancy? If the thief is into hambeasts with penises, so be it.

    Nails, if the pen vibrates, steal it, too.

    A normal thief would just steal both.

  20. Wow, Michael, way to get the exact point of the note and reiterate it to the rest of us. Thanks for that.

  21. Oh, beatus, now you know I never passed judgement here, he can pork that hambeast all he wants. And as long as he doesn’t get his fingers too close to her chompers he should be alright.

  22. ^do you REALLY think some dude named ‘benoit’ is interested in women?

  23. I just found an archaic list of french name meanings.
    Benoit (ben⋅wah) (balls); as a boy’s name is a variant of Benedict (Latin) and Bennett (French, Latin), and the meaning of Benoit is “he who fucks swine”.

    huh.

  24. Thanks MsAnne, I learnt something today. So, do they have words for other types of animal fuckers?

  25. didn’t you ever wonder what beatusmongous meant?

  26. ^ I did!

  27. Beatus Mongous is an ancient Roman name, and it means “he who is being chased around the house by an older brother with a vacuum.”

  28. ^I’d run too if your brother was chasing me with the vacuum…we all know what he does with that thing behind closed doors… LOL :) LOL :)

  29. ^yeah, he gets the gerbil out.

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