Jesus Guiseppe, what a mindless bastard. I’m a guy and straight last I checked but if something showed up on Youtube tomorrow with Giuseppe being ass-banged I might just watch it, same goes for those Jersey Shore losers. They all just disgust me.
All you guys are just haters. I happen to have 3% body fat, and can bench 115 lbs., and all sexy ladies everywhere can just feel my aura of sensual sexiness. It’s not coming on strong, it’s my power to fully render the ladies defenseless; to make them regress and return to the womb — the womb of my immeasurable sensuality. When women of any age see me, they realize their purpose on this earth is to succumb to my raw sexual thrustability and, like a mass caught in the curved space of gravity, they instantly plummet towards me. Sensual.
oh yeah? well i have 2% body fat and can bench press 200 lbs. my sensual aura of sexiness is like 20 times as strong as yours. in fact, if my aura and your aura got in a fight, my aura would eat yours and bang your aura’s aura girlfriend. bitch.