Eric is fucking lame. That is a quote from Half Baked when Thurogood is selling to Willie Nelson. Not even lame in the funny sense, just lame.
If my daughter pissed on a Twilight book I would high five her and buy her some ice cream. I need to take my daughter to the library more often!
And finally, who leaves a child young enough to need help bathing alone in the bathtub? Gene pool cleansing needs to become a reality on the quick like. Pretty funny that this dude thought poop was a baked potato, what a tard.
If she can say “Daddy my butt hurts” and then “here, my butt don’t hurt no more” and knows what all that means… She’s old enough to leave long enough to get a cup. She may not be able to wash her hair on her own, but she can probably survive for 30 seconds without drowning. It’s not like she’s an infant who can’t hold up her own head.
Alternately, if she can shit out a potato, she’s probably old enough.
If she’s old enough for all of that she knows well enough to get her ass out of the tub too.
And as to the disgusting little brat that pissed on the books, hell yeah I’d punish him! Regardless of it it’s great literary works or complete garbage, they are still books. You all bitch about how humanity can’t spell or use proper grammar, well part of the problem is that no one picks up a book to read any more.
It’s all computers and video games.
There has to be a balance.
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@ bumpit and JakShite – actually a bathtub is a fucked up place for adults far less a kid. She can easily slip and unlike an adult she won’t know not to gasp if her head goes under even a couple of inches. He’s a idiot for leaving his kid in the bath.
seeing as this is the internet, and one cannot expect to find the best representation of humanity, I was thinking something way off the mark when a grown man- Regis- is talking about a naked little girl’s butt hurting. Thanks god it was only a turd!
i would agree, jak, but i’m fairly certain that twilight isn’t going to educate anyone. it’s a crappy series which i understand is written very crappily by a crappy writer. it wastes space which could easily be used to house books that would actually benefit society.
ddtl-Nope. Just someone that pops up from time to time to spew my opinion. I read many of the LB posts. I’m usually just to lazy to log in and respond.
A book is a book and little boys that pee every where are nasty little turds that should be taught better. Never mind the shelves, the carpeting, the staff that has to clean it up. People and their lack of discipline with their kids piss me off.
lamebookpro-Well, I took many baths as a child and I never slipped. However, yeah, he could have just run the faucet over her head to rinse it off. But I wonder as to his lack of concern over his kids butt hurting in the first place.
Ugh, I walked in on my Grandparents having sex once. It was not pretty. Hips were being displaced, the dog was terrified, fruit was flying… I was pissed they broke my kitchen table. It ended five hours later with Grandpa in the ER from Priapism. Oh and this was for Thanksgiving dinner no less! Real Talk.
Had to register with this site soley to point out – Eric (or his grandpa) stole that line straight out of “Half Baked” with Dave Chapelle. Willie Nelson guests as a “Historian Smoker” and has that exact conversation.
Take it off lamebook and try and get this site back to its original format of fails and amusement, not plagarised work in an attempt to get posted on here.
Since I work in a library, I have two things to say about the piss-on-vampires episode: 1. I can’t speak for all libraries, but the 8 libraries in my system all put Twilight in the adult section, so this person’s child must have peed on something less recognizable (and, dare I say, better written! But honestly there are tons of books in your very own library that are, in fact, of much lesser quality than Twilight. It’s true.). And 2. How long was the parent not paying attention for the kid to free his winky and take aim? We had a kid take a poo in the picture books section once and the parent took the child and left without saying a word to anyone. You’d think parents who value literacy might also not allow their kids to pull their pants down in public places, but noooo….