#6 and #7, as a fellow homosexual i can understand why you both want to go for a drink with this fine figure of a man. his rampant homophobia, and repeated references to ‘dick’ and ‘ass’ clearly exhibit a repressed craving for cock, something you both identify with. the freudian association of “FUCK” with “KIDS” is probably something you can relate to as well.
i bet you both wish you could nestle into his furry chest and call him daddy. then, after he fucks you, you could go back to calling each other manly things like ‘dude’ and ‘dawg’, and discuss the merits of prostitutes, alcohol and cigarettes.
closet gays on the internet are so adorable. we should have a meet up – where do you boys live?
I’d rather kick it with that old man than associate myself with Vincent who apparently don’t have a social life,thinking drinking or hanging out with male acquaintances is homosexual. Try harder Vincent,you might be a cool guy on the internet one day. If not in real life “dawg”. And get those sand out of your vagina.
Also Hawkbit,you can suck my dick after your bf Vincent get off it.
I sent this to lamebook last night. Got published pretty fast – I guess I can forget about my personal “lamebooks” being posted here – submitted those 3 months ago.
Ah, well. My fb activity just isn’t funny/lame enough.
Life goes on.
All this homo-erotic talk has me a little flustered. Does this mean I like the penis also? I know I love my beautiful penis. I wonder if all penises are as beautiful as mine. Also, I sucked a dick for a double cheeseburger once. But that doesn’t make me gay because it was strictly for survival purposes only. (At least that’s what I keep telling myself anyway.)
Wordy, can you help me out with this one? I’m afraid Vincent will give me a biased opinion.
Sounds like those were desperate times, defectiveuser. You did what you had to do, I guess. Not gay. As for vincent’s opinion, well, of course he’d think that what you did makes you gay, but he thinks everyone is a cocksucker.