6 – it’s like this question, you’re in bed with a beautiful girl to your right and a gay guy to your left, who do you turn your back to?
Like it’s obvious that either of them will want to have sex with you. You ugly knob.
Just because it was on TFLN doesn’t mean it’s not funny. It’s lame that he copied it, but at least it’s not old like the whole “my friend changed all my contacts to Harry Potter and Star Wars characters” thing.