Bear in mind that Brits say the letter Z as “zed”, unlike Yanks who say it as “zee”.
On top of that, I imagine Amy is from the West Country, where they have a peculiar dialect and “said” does actually sound like “z” (pronounced the Brit way). Many of their “s” sounds are done with a “z”.
The fact that Serena denied that she made comments about Amy’s daughter for the first several comments and then z “the point is, it wasn’t meant to be a nasty comment.” kind of negates a lot, in my mind.
Either admit it from the beginning or deny it until the end, don’t flip-flop, especially when arguing with the barely literate mother of a wonky-eyed girl named Abigail.
Serena did not believe she had said anything nasty because she didn’t mean it in a nasty way. Amy is an illiterate stupid woman who cannot ever be reasoned with. I pity her family and friends and that wonky eyed rugrat of hers.
I usually like these long cat fights but this one hurt my eyes and makes me sad for the future of the world.
There is a cause, and a colored ribbon for everything. Where is the cause for wonky eyed babies? Why doesn’t everyone sit around, hold hands, and sing “Jesus loves the little wonkies, all the wonkies of the world”?
I was merrily reading away, assuming this was US (the *ass*hole, as opposed to *arse*hole in the status really threw me off. Then I saw she was one of our lot. Then I googled Brighton, USA in the hope that I was wrong. Found one in Staten Island. Then I read the comments and realised that the zee/zed thing irrefutably proves she is Brit. Then I threw up in my *handbag*, which I had left on the *pavement* outside my *flat*.
@ headless – Brighton is in the South-East England, about half an hour away from me, in fact. It is a beautiful and eclectic seaside town with great bars and a tip-top music scene, full of weird and wonderful things. And Serena. For this, I can only apologise.
I think Serena just got a bit emotional and upset that’s why she kept on trying to apologise, even though it looked a bit desperate in the end. The sad truth is, Amy is one of those many, many stuck-up illiterate people who have a bee in their bonnet about everything and everyone else. They think the world revolves around them and their feelings, and now they have Facebook to air their opinions online (instead of just using the age old method of shouting in the street) they’re even worse than ever. Heaven forbid anyone should dare question them on their own private ‘Facebook’. Hell that’s like going to their house and shitting in their living room. People like Amy are Jeremy Kyle Fodder – for an American equivalent, see Jerry Springer. They’re the type to end up on cheesy chat shows where they can spout their nonsense (typically by swearing and shouting) and be mocked by the slightly more normal (yet just as sad) folk watching them. It’s just a shame the genepool will be tainted by these cretins for generations to come unless the apocalypse arrives to wipe them out.
Fuck amy if i was serena i would have told her Abigail is a stupid name and she looks like the stunt double of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings and Abigails wonky frog eyes probably came from Amy beastiality habits.She probably fucked a turtle..
They could have just left it at
“you z my daughter has a horrible name and wonky eyes”
“No I didn’t/That wasn’t meant in a mean way”
Every single comment after that is just a new way of making exactly the same point.
ooohh lets just leave it to jeremy kyle to sort out in a few years or whatever!!!!Amy and Abigal will undoubtedly be shouting at each other over who loves their ‘manfriend/daddy’ most i think..’Get your fwilthy mitts o mai man’
Amy is just one of those people who just fail to see the point. Serena had a point at first. You don’t bring your personal drama to facebook. Serena never insulted her and she didn’t want to argue with her. Amy fails to or refuses to see that she isn’t trying to be mean.
Reading printed slang is like decoding an intercepted message. But its never about a potential attack, its always something really, really stupid.
YOU SAID MY BABY LOOKED FUNNY AND I DECIDED I WOULD SCORN YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE OF IT DON’T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU POTENTIALLY MEANT I WILL TEACH MY BABY TO HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.