Wednesday, August 10, 2011

American History XXX

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  1. War isn’t funny! It isn’t a good subject for a joke. I just think this was plain disrespectful. Not funny at all! An this is why the rest of the world looks at the USA as a “brat” country! Barely out of its diapers and playing “king of the world”.
    These are the people who give the USA a bad name!

  2. Not A Dumb Person

    I don’t think this is why the rest of the world hates us…

  3. A) We are the “king of the world.” There is no argument against it. B) When the hell did the Brit’s “royally nail us?”

  4. Um, maybe when they burned down the White House and Capitol in the War of 1812… Or maybe they’re talking about the Revolution or colonial days.

  5. The war of 1812 was between USA and Canada (technically part of the British Empire at the time) It ended in a stalemate, no one really won.

  6. Now I have the 1812 overture (v for vendetta version with the explosions and all) stuck in my head.
    That’s actually pretty cool, thanks Fatty!

  7. this bobbi guy is gay man

  8. When we stole your Independence.

  9. Considering that Bobby is the only one replying to his own status, maybe he’s the one who needs to get laid.

  10. An international gang bang…. Hell yes! Count me in! Sure, Psika, war is a sad thing. But just think about the make-up sex!

  11. Psika, stop being such a grandma muff… you’re just jealous because Portugal is too limp to participate in the gang bang.

  12. The fact that a few fellow Americans here got offended by this post just goes to prove his point.

  13. ahahaha.,, @Buckle_up .. the smartes thing Portugal has ever done was STAY OUT of the world war. I just don’t think war is a good subject for a joke. I’m usually fond of dark humour jokes… BUT there should be a limit for everything. I might not like the war.. but I do respect the soldiers that die in it. And so should you!

  14. *smartest

    *world war II

  15. And BTW.. the USA is on its way down. Every great country has… Soon the world will be ruled by the Chinese and Japanese.
    Also… You shouldn’t insult Portugal.. our borders are the oldest in the world. Our History puts us as one of the most important countries ever. Portugal is one of the “founders” of your notion of “civilization”.
    I do not have anything against the USA.. even because ignorance is everywhere. But I do think most US people have a “superiority complex”. But as history has established… everything that goes up… must come down eventually!

  16. Besides, what now is a small country like Portugal.. was once one of the “kings of the world” along with England and Spain. At a point in History.. we and Spain devided the world in 2. Back then.. you guys weren’t even BORN as a country yet. So if you think you rule the world… look around.. and see that the world is changing… and your so called “kingdom” won’t last very long.

    I do apologize to all the US citizens I might be offending with ths. Obviously not everybody thinks the same way.

  17. the next time you decide to insult a contry you don’t even know.. check this first : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJMLn-SxJvI

  18. want some more? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGdrIjm-PqQ (can’t resist… for curious people.. it might be cool also! =)

  19. littlemissgenius

    Psika, it’s Lamebook – lighten the hell up. If people wanted your views about something, they’d ask. No one did so do the math, honey.

    P.S. – Portugal didn’t stay out of any wars, they weren’t invited because they bore the hell out of everyone like you just did. Shit girl!

  20. @wandr – LOVE that movie =)

  21. Psika does need to lighten up–people don’t come here for depressing political discussions. But I appreciate the fact that she’s keeping it civil and not being all “Americans are teh stupid/evil,” like I’m used to seeing. Obrigado for that.

  22. :yawn:

    Portugal makes awesome food.

    Sorry, I had to break the lame political discussion. It was almost as lame as Bobby.

  23. Yeah yeah yeah… “founders of civilisation” my ass. You guys introduced slavery on a global scale.

  24. @Psika, shhhh. Every country is up shit creek atm, including China. Just cos China has plenty of money does not make it a nice place to live. It’s like saying Germany would have been a nice place to live during the war if you were a jew.

  25. btw.. yes. Portugal does have great food… you should come by… you would love our “francesinha” (translates to :Frenchie). TRaditional from Porto. After you taste that… you could never insult portugal again! xD…

    Oh.. and don’t hate me just because I don’t agree with you. Remember… It’s called “democracy”!

  26. Calm down about the Portugal crap. No one needs to be that patriotic from any country. Take a cue from big business and look at the world without borders.

  27. I am not being “patriotic” but I do think it is rather ironic since I was not the one claming to be “king of the world”.
    In fact, I am an international relations student.. and I can tell you that The world would be a better place if countries were to respect each other. Like i said, i do NOT hate the USA. I have no reason to. I make my comments more serious or more “light” depending on the subject of the original post. thats it!
    just to clarify something , no we did not introduce slavery. old cultures like the greeks and the egyptians had slaves centuries before. also, we were one of the first to abolish it.
    Whatever.. this has gone too far. I made one freaking comment, but like any of you, i do not like it when my country gets insulted. I think its simple to understand! That doesn’t make me patriotic. It makes me proud. I am proud in being portuguese, as you are in your own nationality. No harm in that. It sure doesn’t mean I hate other countries. lol. I wouldnt be a student of “international relations” if I did right? xD

  28. Psika, I certainly am not proud of America, where I am a citizen.

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