Tuesday, July 20, 2010

All in the Family…

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  1. STEVER!

  2. Not Stever!

  3. haha. “Our” cousin. Kudos to Jimmy.

  4. parents are terrible people

  5. All in the Family was a good show.

  6. Also, someone needs to sit Sharon down and explain how currency actually works…

  7. why do people have their parents on fb anyways?

  8. So they can block them and then get grounded?

  9. “Guess what skippy” haha love it.

  10. The last one made me LOL

  11. That “guess what skippy” bitch mom needs to be ‘grounded’ in someone’s basement. What a psycho.

  12. dietpillpyramidscheme

    What a bitch, indeed.

    You can’t really blame Jimmy, she does appear to be attractive, and you’d guess he hadn’t seen the cousin in a while…

  13. I guess it depends on how far removed the cousin is. Anything closer than second cousin and he has no excuses.

  14. Oh come on. It’s not like yer cousin is your sister or nuttin you prudes. It’s like, you can’t date yer first cousin UNLESS she’s a hottie. Yall know that’s the rule don’t pretend otherwise.

  15. I must have spent a minute and a half looking for what might have been in the background of that pic before I realized that the ‘lame’ was in the comments. I’m feeling a bit short bus today.

  16. Seriously though, Sharon is an evil bitch.

  17. @8: She wasn’t grounded for blocking her mom, she was grounded because she logged into FB on her mom’s computer and forgot to log out, giving her mom unadulterated access to ALL of her FB messages, wall posts, pictures, etc.

    And tofu, And I don’t think the mom is a “psycho”. Maybe she found out her daughter did some really bad shit, and perhaps the grounding is justified? I don’t get why you’re calling her a psycho in this situation, regardless, unless you also concede that the daughter was a dumbass for getting caught in the first place.

  18. And Brian looks reasonably normal and well-adjusted… I thought only hipster jack-offs wore PBR T-shirts?

  19. Prop – Oh I fully concede that the daughter was a dumbass, but if she had done something REALLY bad it would have been in the mom’s best interest to not be broadcasting it in a status. It is my suspicion that she is just being a major control freak. She should be happy her daughter was willing to add her (oh wait… maybe she would have been grounded if she hadn’t).

  20. @17 See last line in comment 19…

  21. what’s a pbr?

    is it like a pbw?

  22. Hahaha ‘our cousin’ that did it :P
    Guess Jimmy had a bad day

  23. alordslums – PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon, a very low-quality beer, the kind that Europeans make fun of Americans for.

  24. you know what though, i don’t think that’s actually a PBR shirt, perhaps one of those shirts that say something else but make it look like a logo. it looks like it says “peter beer sub”? or something. i know that doesn’t make sense but that’s what i see.

  25. That’s something Americans make fun of other Americans for.

  26. Sydney’s mom is a stupid little bitch. I mean really, if your daughter uses the computer she shouldn’t be using and leaves herself logged in, that’s not a sign from heaven to be a douche. I mean really and then humiliate her like that in public is just wrong, that’s the worst kind of parenting I’ve ever seen. My prediction? Sydney will be sucking 3 dicks at a time by the time she’s 16 just to get back at her mom… way to go Mom, you really taught her a lesson.

  27. Aw, whitaker, you took that comment word for word right out of my mouth.

  28. @ kelly– yeah, that shirt most definitely doesn’t say PBR…. the last letter on the top of the shirt isn’t a t.

    Lame.

  29. I am guessing the majority of people who think Sharon is a psycho or awful parent are very young and/or have no children of their own.

  30. while sharon does come off as overly vindictive, at least she is spending the child support money on the child. i’m guessing the majority of her own money is spent keeping a roof over the child’s head and feeding her, etc.

    still though, no need to broadcast that kind of stuff on facebook.

  31. @kelly: That would make sense if she’d said something about not being able to afford it, or about not buying unneeded stuff except with his money. However, the way it’s written (especially the “for Anna” bit and the fact that she just asks for a price rather than giving a ceiling) implies that she doesn’t really need the child support money.

  32. I think I need to get in contact with jodi as that castle thing looks fucking awesome

  33. As bad as PBR is, it’s still better than Hamm’s.

    My late, great grandpa drank that swill out of a plastic coffee mug – like the ones that are wide and tall and have the picture of a zebra on it and says “Palm Springs.” He would then yell at cars going by and shake his fist at them for going too fast.

    He was a great man.

  34. The shirt says: Polar Bear Subs.

    I would pull a Sharon if I ever find something bad on my sons page. He better stay clean.

  35. sydney is stupid and vindictive

  36. Yep. A buncha angsty teenagers who are angry because they have no right to privacy.. or rights, period (yet). Haha I remember those days. Now I have a daughter whose privacy I invade in her own best interests. At least I don’t read her diary.

    And BTW, I think that guy’s shirt says “Parlor(?) Beer Gut”.

  37. The mom in number one does need to chill out. Okay, so she found stuff on her daughter’s profile that’s no bueno. No need to put her on blast on facebook. I think that’s pretty immature of her mom, and yes, I have kids.

  38. WTF WALTER??? You date your cousins “if they’re hotties”?? How did that comment pass without anyone else commenting on it??

  39. because walter’s a crank and everybody knows it.

  40. Walter’s amazing. If I was his cousin, I’d consider dating him. I’d have to get rid of Agnes first though… hmmmm.

  41. @SoulDancer: Shhhh! We don’t like poorly-guided convos ’round these parts. Don’t fall for it.

  42. katy, why would you have to get rid of agnes first? she’s done so much swinging in her time, she could take 8Gs without batting one of her palsied eyelids.

  43. alord, it’s simple really. Although I know Agnes can take it like champ, it comes down the fact that I don’t like to share. :D Walter is a special kind of man and I want him all for myself. Agnes must go.

  44. walt and agnes are going to do it for me this next christmas and send me the vhs recording.

    i’m happy to be a distant orbiting rock to their brown dwarf.

    ooh now i’ve got satellite of love in my head – *musical note* bom bom bom – do her up the chuff, bom bom bom do her up the chuff, bom bom bom…. *musical note*

    (walt don’t feed agnes any sweetcorn the whole of december, plz, kthx)

  45. “other things that I just found out”. Sydney, give us details!

  46. “Skippy” – ha, that’s nice. I’m going to use that, and today if I can.

  47. Sharon sounds like the local GOVCO when it explains why it can’t use some of “this” money to cover the few things governments are actually supposed to pay for and instead has to raise taxes.

  48. Did anyone notice the picture and comments are from over 2 years ago? That’s probably the lamest thing about this post.

  49. I’m enjoying the mystery of the PBR T-shirt

  50. Doing a quick Google search led me to this link, where the shirt in question can be found about halfway down the page…

    http://www.bridge9.com/article/247

    Must be a band called Polar Bear Club

  51. katy, I like your spunk. But you’re going to have to get up pretty early in the morning if you’re going to get rid of Agnes. You’ll be better off in the end if you just let your whole being be consumed by the wistful whistle of Agnes’ nose-breathing as she knits you another beautiful tight green sweater while you wait for her to allow you to access the wonderful wrinkles beneath her beautiful tight green knitted sweater.

  52. Polar Bear Club are the greatest band EVER!

  53. the mom trying to buy the castle bouncy thing is a cunt,she only uses ‘his’ money to buy shit for ‘their’ kid because as a mom she’s not responsible at all..?i hate bitches like that.

    and i looked at the pbr shirt for a good thirty min,i lied,more like seven,but it sure is a damn mystery.

    oh,and sydney,poor sydney,maybe learn to be a little sneakier next time and you won’t get screwed by your own stupidity.

  54. highwaistbottoms

    heres that sydney girls facebook haha
    http://www.facebook.com/sydney.seaton

    shes a friend of mine…like 50 people liked that status her mom posted

  55. Why oh why would anybody post that about their daughter? It is ridiculous. There is no positive outcome that could come from that action. She is just attention seeking, and doing it through 1) advertising that she has violated her child’s privacy, 2)by being aggressive with her daughter “you’re in some sh#@” and 3) by embarrasing her daughter to all of her (the mum’s) contacts on fb.

    So even though this is a selfish act, it doesn’t actually benefit the mum either, it only serves to harm both of them. Therefore her actions = psycho, not loving mother.

  56. Why oh why would anybody post that about their daughter? It is ridiculous. There is no positive outcome that could come from that action. She is just attention seeking, and doing it through 1) advertising that she has violated her child’s privacy, 2)by being aggressive with her daughter “you’re in some sh#@” and 3) by embarrasing her daughter to all of her (the mum’s) contacts on fb.

    So even though this is a selfish act, it doesn’t actually benefit the mum either, it only serves to harm both of them. Therefore her actions = psycho, not loving mother. End rant.

  57. Oh great it showed up twice. yah for me :(

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