@Sensible Madness: No, Sensible. You’re missing the whole picture here!
It’s true love because he discovered he could use his girlfriend’s stomach as a table for his beer. I know I’d be in love with her if I could do that. Think about it, you don’t have to hold it in your hand anymore and it’s within reach. Brilliant.
Billy is an asshole. He set up Lisa (who I’m assuming is his mother), then tried to look smart with his big words, one of which he misspelled (it’s anthropomoRphism) — along with his other misspelling (and typo). Dickhead.
The fact that she said “aren’t u meant to be studying” makes me think not only does she not know the meaning of those words, she might not know how to pronounce them. Spelling may be a non-issue for her.
@yourinevitabledemise: Insert it here. Uhh, off topic!
Yes, that’s probably why your husband stayed with you when you got knocked up. Didn’t you ever wonder all those times when he had his beer on your stomach? Didn’t you think that maybe you were being used as a table and that’s the only reason why he was there? Come on, woman! You’re smart! Figure it out!
Might I suggest that Joe also scratches his sonnet on the lid of a tin of Old Holborn or Golden Virginia? That way, when he offers his peers a roll-up, they can all wax philosophical on the theme of love.
#1: I called Child Services. Hopefully they reach the poor bastard in time.
#2 I’m pretty sure that second comment will get you 10 years in prison.
#3: Billy is very good at taking advantage of people. Therefore he doesn’t need to study for he will be able to ride everybody else out while he is beating the hell out of hookers to steal back the money he just gave them.
#4I love how he is pointing at the beer in this pic. Am I the only one unfortunate enough to notice this guy standing at half salute?
Argh! I’d accept truuuuuuuue loooooooooooove (trooooooo larrrrrve even) if people want to elongate a word for emphasis but not trueeeeee loveeeeeee. Truey lovie? Think about your phonetics, people! I ask so little.
OMG that baby photo??!! Are you TRYING to set your child up for a future career as a drug dealer/pimp? Guess so, cuz it’s so “gangsta.”
As for the last one, while I’m cringing at a)the cringe-worthy sappiness of the poem, and b)the odd juxtaposition of said poem with THAT picture…
I’m grudgingly impressed that they managed to spell “pieces” correctly AND utilise the correct “their.”
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