I don’t understand. Does he want company? Why even search for a reason to drink? Are there people that don’t enjoy drinking alone? I’d prefer it that way.
It’s probably a cry for help. He’s probably going to attempt suicide soon.
If you’re going to drink alone, just fucking do it.
POWDERRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAASSSSSST MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Somebody make a joke about suicide without looking like an asshole…I’m not taking the hit for it…but it’ll help this thread heaps!
^I’m hanging out to see that.
Why don’t libraries rent out suicide books?
Because hardly anyone would bring it back.
^ I know it’s not funny but does that make me evil now?
I’m gonna answer my own question and say
Nah I’m still pretty effin awesome.
“I drink alone, yeah, with no body else.”
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