OMG I was reading and I was like, frind?, wtf is frind? and then I was like “I GOT IT!” and started laughing so hard I was rolling on the floor, so thank you alex for brighten up my day, you are indeed a good and nearly deathless frind (;
This situation rings untrue. However, it could also be a cleverly constructed satire on the state of education in the United States (or insert other corrupt Western regime here). As our economies slowly collapse into the capitalistic implosion that many have predicted, you may notice that one of the first places that funding is cut is in education. Why is that, you may ask? Do we truly leave our children defenseless in the future? Or are we engaging in a case of tough love by providing our descendants with less weapons and hoping that the strong pull out and become even stronger. Apparently, the author of this post disagrees as he shows that cutting funding in education only results in one being labelled as “lame”.
Obviously, the state of children’s future is in arrested development. This is a brilliant, yet sad commentary.