Amber is just trying to get under the cheaters skin. She feels like she gotta make him feel less confident because he made her feel less confident when he cheated on her. More than likely she is the one that is shit in bed.
I swear to God I have absolutely no idea what you people are talking about. I don’t know what Kelly Clarkson or my picture have to do with anything. Are you just picking on me for the sake of picking on me now?
You have now offered up at least three different pictures that I’ve seen. The first one was a pudgy girl that was showing off her cleavage, knowing that it was her only redeeming quality. It has since been removed. I think you know exactly what we’re talking about.
…okay. I don’t really have a response to that.
Bahahaha. It took me awhile to decide what picture I liked. I mean I liked them all, but I found my current one to look best in thumbnail form, and far more modest than the others. But I STILL have no idea what Kelly Clarkson has to do with this. My knowledge of pop culture is very limited.
Once upon a time, there was a chubby girl with a good voice. Everyone forgave her tiny boobies because she could sing like an angel. But then she got even fatter, and that just could not be forgiven.
Then one day, her doppelganger appeared on Lamebook. There was much rejoicing, until everyone realized that she was a judgmental shrew. However, this shrew had designs on repairing her tarnished image. But the damage had already been done, and everyone hated her forever.
Oh, so Kelly Clarkson is fat? News to me. Then again, I don’t even know what she looks like.
Well I won’t deny my chubbiness. Been this way since puberty. But my friends, family, and fans are able to look past that and see that I’m not only about as talented as this Kelly Clarkson, I’m also kind-hearted and compassionate, putting others before myself, and solving everyone else’s problems at my own expense.
Besides, I have huge boobs. I’ve got a one-up on this Kelly Clarkson woman already.
Okay Saffer, I implore you, go find something that I said, quoted perfectly, that was direct name-calling or simply picking on someone for no reason other than that it amuses me. In other words, go find a quote from me that resembles something that Soup, Paranoid Android, or alordslums would say. I’ll wait right here.
That was just a statement of my beliefs. It wasn’t name-calling or just flat-out picking on people. And I’m at least trying to reverse this psychosis that’s been thrust upon me. You people couldn’t look me in the eyes and tell me that you don’t judge me for being insert-characteristic-you-hate-here.
Hope I didn’t keep you waiting Meg. There was so much, I couldn’t pick just one sentence but if I had to pick this would be it: “stop defending teenage whores that get pregnant in highschool…YOU LOSE!”
Okay so I’ve got an agenda. In my defense, I had just found out that my friend got pregnant, and I specifically labeled that entire post as a rant. In a rant, there are no rules. Technically, however, I do lose, but at least I don’t act like that anymore. And all of you people do essentially the exact same thing every time you see my name or that queen chick’s name even show up on a thread. Kind of hypocritical to condemn me for something you do yourself.
So muepsi, you recognize it as a psychosis. Then why do you continue to espouse the attributes of that psychosis?
You are goddamn right I will judge you. Granted, I won’t be looking you in the eyes, I’ll be staring at your self-described huge boobs, but the intensity will be there all the same. The difference is that I don’t have a prophet whose notions I only adhere to when I find them convenient.
It’s a psychosis, they don’t just go away. It will take months or years of treatment to get to the bottom of the deep personal issues I have with that particular subject. I honestly don’t think any of this ever had anything to do with my religion; I’m just screwed up in the head. I pissed off a lot of people that day, and while it was entertaining for awhile, it didn’t make me feel better, and it was wrong. For that, I apologize. I can’t change my beliefs, but I can change the way in which I express them.
Soup it may be a prerequisite and I hope you tutor because I just spend way too much time sleeping, dancing, and checking lamebook that I cannot fit it into my busy life. I just opened my text book for the first time this evening- as in removed the dusty plastic wrap. What more do you want from me?! To read the darn book too??
Jesus Fuck! When did Lamebook become a haven for the damaged? Maybe some people were pissed off, but I certainly wasn’t one of them. But good on you for apologizing, it’s a positive step towards…redemption? I don’t know. I would suggest making jokes about your vagina. That’s something we can all get behind.
Saffer, I do tutor, but I don’t know if you’d be willing to pay my prices. Not only the cost, but the toll on mind and body makes the blood diamond trade look like a petting zoo.
whenever i see christians on here, i just think, fuck off and leave us alone. it’s a fair trade off – let us enjoy this life without your whiny moral intrusion – and we promise to keep quiet while we’re burning for eternity and not disturb your game of lawn tennis with karen carpenter in heaven.
@Alord – They all waited for us to leave before getting their fun bags out, this is the story of my life and for my eighth tug of the morning i will have to wank off to the implied cleavage rather than an actual cleavage
@Paranoid – Thanks matey, but they were not stiff, they were still fresh so still quite ‘poseable’.
@muepsilongamma – let me give you a little helping hand and a nudge in the right direction with a few of these handy fanny joke hints:
– Laugh at the size of your beef box by commenting “My dick sleeve is so big that they filmed a scene from Friends series 6 in there”
– Chortle at the odours wafting up from your groin area by telling us all “Fuck me my Cunt smells like a seven week dead donkey, buried in hippo shit!”
– Giggle along with us as you regale us with an interesting Pussy fact, “It’s been so long since my Clunge was serviced it’s developed rust spots and I creak when i walk!” (this will encourage others to offer to oil your fadge for you)
I hope these tips’ help you in overcoming your initial reticence about talking to us about your hole.