Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Air It Out

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  1. lol temper tandroms

  2. hahaha I’m glad I’m not friends with Ashley and Greg. I would want to kill both of them.

  3. @Poooter
    You wanna take *tantrums instead?

  4. lol — wow, I thought I was going to see/read a breakup there between Ashley and Greg via Facebook — oh well.

  5. Ashley and Greg both have short tempers, like to fight in public, and are barely literate. They were made for each other.

  6. Kathy tore a strip off Kyle, a good friend I would say that she is.

    So they’re banging and the christmas lights fall and break, she was not enjoying herself to begin with so she freaks out and breaks more stuff. Then they have it out in a very public fb fight ending it with an awkward makeup, possibly followed by more bad sex in which more things are broken.
    I wonder it will all play out from there…

  7. Ooos Pooter sorry, I read the Ashley/Greg-thing too fast and didn’t realize you just quoted. Sorry, my bad! :(

  8. LOL no worries. When you say europe_rocks do you mean the country or the band that brought us that gem “Final Countdown”?

  9. Europe’s a country now? :D

    Damn, I hate reading these things! It must be freakin’ awful when you don’t speak any language at all.

  10. Ahhh sweet love. Havn’t these people ever heard of the phone? We practically have phones coming out our asses and they find the need to argue on Facebook?

  11. I love when people flip out and throw a “temper tandrom” on their status update in response to someone else’s “temper tandrom”. Awesome. I’m guessing they shal make up, and then another fight will erupt after they ride the hobby horse together and accidently squash Ashley’s New Year’s Eve hat. I can’t wait for sequel!!

  12. I love when people flip out and throw a “temper tandrom” on their status update in response to someone else’s “temper tandrom”. Awesome. I’m guessing they shall make up, and then another fight will erupt after they ride the hobby horse together and accidently squash Ashley’s New Year’s Eve hat. I can’t wait for sequel!!

  13. Double posts suck. Sorry!

  14. pathetic….

  15. Poooter I actually mean Europe the continent.

  16. Oh my. I thing I just lost a couple of IQ points from reading Ashley and Greg’s “tandrom.”

  17. Awww… retards in love. It’s just like that movie, The Other Sister.

  18. Hahaha I totally did say country…I failed! I dyed my hair blonde and I swear it’s leaking into my brain!

  19. For a second I thought you were this girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANTDkfkoBaI :D

  20. Oh, god, I just got compared to that dumb bitch from American Idol. I deserved it. *hangs head and walks away in shame singing the final countdown under breath*

  21. I just realized that Greg thought it was a “perfect” day before he broke the lights. A “perfect” day. So he won a lifetime supply of tax free money and had crazy sex with several women at the same time in the penthouse in the Wynn Las Vegas.

    Anyplace where you have to ask for ice in your drink does not rock.

    I’m just sayin’.

  22. Noooo Poooter, nooooo! I didn’t want to hurt you! Come back! Here’s a cookie for you.

  23. @europe_rocks: France, is France a country? by the fuck that’s funny, he tried to trick her…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  24. I’m glad Greg and Ashley worked out there problems. See it’s always better when you just talk it out.

  25. Tandroms – condoms for men with 2 penii

  26. Someday these people will breed. Maybe (hopefully?) not together, but they will still breed.

    We’re fucked.

  27. ….what kind of cookie?

  28. double chocolate chip?

  29. LOL I like the awkward make-up at the end; I’m glad they didn’t break up. They must be an entertaining couple.

    Ashley: GREG!! YOU FUCKING FORGOT TO BUY GODDAMN TOILET PAPER YOU ASSHOLE!!

    Greg: YOU DIDN’T PUT IT ON THE SHOPPING LIST, YOU CRAZY BITCH!!

    Ashley: *smashes the toilet bowl* NOW LOOK AT THAT, ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY!?! NOW WE HAVE TO SHIT OUTSIDE LIKE ANIMALS!! ARE YOU HAPPY GREG!?!?! LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY LIFE!! AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

    Greg: I DON’T CARE!! STOP BEING SO MAD ABOUT THE DAMN TOILET PAPER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!

    Ashley: APOLOGY ACCEPTED- BUT WE STILL HAVE TO SHIT OUTSIDE!!!

    Greg: LET’S HAVE ANGRY SEX!

  30. LMAO@ #29

    Too bad one of Greg’s friends didn’t click the ‘like’ button. That would’ve been pretty sweet too.

  31. @26 lol no shit. It’s scary.

  32. People like Greg are the reason this country’s IQ keeps going downhill.

  33. LOL at Greg!

  34. I love Ashley’s response of, “alright guy”. I don’t know why, but it made me LOL.

  35. My head exploded.

  36. This is fake

  37. Poooter, I thought he had meant the band too. “Caaaa-r-rie! Caaaa-r-rie! Things they change, my friend! Oooohhhoooo!!!!”. Now I am kind of let down.

  38. He’s 19 and and can’t spell “else”? Fuck this dude’s life, he deserved an “alright guy” response.

    And Kathy had like 17 one-liners that she managed to smash into a single somewhat coherent paragraph.

  39. pink broccoli (#29)’s comment almost made me spit iced tea all over my keyboard. I think I love you!

  40. I’m wondering whether Kathy is “her” mother… the one who “wouldn’t have” a reconciliation, which would clearly make “her” miserable.

    And, I love it when bad grammar is inadvertently funny, i.e., “it’s better to tell the truth then tell a lie.” I actually appreciate it a lot more when people tell the lie first.

  41. Fucktard Tandroms..lol, or is it tandrom fucktards??? Discuss… ;P

  42. Greg and Ashley need to step in front of a speeding bus.

    My eyes hurt after (trying to) read that post.

    Fucking idiots!

  43. My head hurts… Good lord, it HURTS!

    FFS, I need a drink… :(

  44. i love people that have no shame and no clue about how to behave in the public eye

    Seabea was spot on , how about using a phonecall,email, angry texts, smoke signals or morse code befor resorting to the equivalent of yelling at each other in the middle of a wall mart filled with friends and relatives.

  45. @squiproquo I am girl … :)

  46. I am *a girl who obviously cannot type …

  47. @Lisahhh I also thought Kathy was the mother, because if it was a friend of a person young enough to go to the prom her name would be Kathay or Quathie or Cathr’iyn

  48. It seems unlikely any of these retarted pool-less peasants will reproduce.

    Rejoice!

  49. @Michelle ;D Why thank you, lucky you didn’t waste any of your fancypants iced tea- that would be a pity…

    less than three!

  50. @Lisahh. LMAO! yes. Yes. I saw that too! I started cracking up!

  51. @europe_rocks:
    You’re a girl?

  52. lol @ 51!!

    (i’m a boy)

  53. “Kathy” is obviously begging for it.

  54. how on earth do i send in my own shit ! lol

  55. @SeeBea:
    Yeah, just checked. I am. A very hungover girl actually.

  56. Who gives a shit what sex you are?

  57. beautifuldisasterxo

    hahaha… lets sit there and fight on facebook instead of discussing things in real life… some people really need a life and to come back to reality

  58. @pink broccoli lmaao, I totally agree.

  59. Greg and Ashley are a freekin laugh riot! I am sure they will live unhappily ever after. Can’t wait til they graduate from airing all their stupid relationship laundry on Facebook to appearances on COPS highlighting their endless domestic squabbles in and around their very own doublewide trailer home.

  60. posty mcposterson

    I agree that these convo’s should be held in private but it is so entertaining when they aren’t.

    @29 Pink Broccoli- I laughed until I cried…seriously. Thanks.

  61. These two can’t possibly contribute anything useful to society. I say they get sealed in concrete and dumped in the Atlantic.

  62. i like how everyone carries on “tandrom”… and is kathy supposed to be hannah’s mom? lol weird. i have decided my significant other’s parents are never allowed to facebook me.

  63. Lost without her? Methinks she dropped him off in the woods and took his GPS. I hope she took his clothes too. I would.

  64. LMFAO @Pink broccoli FTW

  65. in the name of all that’s holy… these morons should really learn to spell before they air all their dirty laundry for the world to read. really? — 2 ls… you are = you’re… not your their? possessive… they’re = they are, there? as in over “she’s over there…” eesh! take some grammar lessons people. we were taught this in grade school.

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