Levi, you’d be right except a Yak isn’t a bovine, moron. It’s most closely related to a Bison or Buffalo. Your joke failed.
The post as a whole was ok. it would have been much better if more people answer rather than just Daniel, Levi, and Kyle all vying for some attention whoring spotlight, each trying to upstage the others. I guess poor Levi doesn’t have many friends, or just not many that care.
Joking: Daniel, Levi, Kyle and others like them, have a little problem and I understand the source of it, don’t worry it’s curable. I know a psychiatrist experienced in treatment of Scrubs Disease, better known as Dr. Cox’s Syndrome, first consultation is free. His address can be found on Google,search for: Envy.
More seriously: Hugh Jackman can’t be Morgan Freeman nor Liam Neeson, because neither of them can act, sing and dance like him. If you want find someone like Jackman is necessary a return to the old Hollywood golden era (Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly and Howard Keel for example). Unfortunately, the audience of this present age is too stupid and barbarian for understand ‘certain differences’.
The existential nature of cakeab‘s comment has really made me reconsider my views on our culture of celebrity worship. Like, they’re selling us this intangible product, and we are just mindless consumers who latch on to the latest and greatest.
I, for one, will no longer be paypalling my allegiance to faux goods that fail to deliver the grand promises we have come to expect. Gretchen Mol, you are exempt.