Ebonics-to-English translation of Dawnyal’s comment:
“You are such a disreputable woman. The two of you were the weirdest people I have ever met, which amuses me. As for the vibrator you mentioned, I did not use it, and I consider your allegation wishful thinking on your part. I do not care for you or Zakk, and I would advice you to stop writing untrue statements on my wall. Let me add that the money was owed to you by Jojo. Please do not contact me again, you repulsive individual.”
Neither Jojo nor Dawnyal have private profiles…it’s chilling reading about their ridiculous white trash adventures. The world would be a better place not only if they died, but more than likely, if everyone they have ever had any contact with in any capacity died. It’s that bad.
I believe a ‘request two people be friends’ looks almost exactly like a direct friend request to either of the recipients. Once one clicks Accept it would appear as a real friend request to the other. Would be amusing if this is what happened here.
If you read the comments following that post, it becomes clear that Erin is not exactly blessed with brains either. But wow I’m surprised that morons like jojo and dawnyal can even figure out how to breed.
Dear tofupuppy (#16), race card much? First of all, ebonics is not unique to black people. See the post from Wendall ‘Supagangbang’ that precedes this one for a shining example of that. Wendall is anything but black. Secondly, just because someone pokes fun at the more disturbing elements of black culture does NOT make them racist. I throw punches at redneck idiocy all the time. Does that make me ‘racist’ towards people of my own color? No, it does not. Culturally snobbish perhaps, but not racist. There is a HUGE difference, and until you and all other empty-headed, chip-on-your-shoulder nut bags realize that the more you use the word ‘racist’ where it does not apply, the more that (a) you prove that YOU are the true racists in these matters and (b) your misguided efforts to make white people feel guilty are destined to backfire because there will soon come a time when the word ‘racist’ has been misused so many times that it has virtually drained itself of all power and meaning. Enjoy.
#4 you are a Freaking racist!! How ironic these people turned out to be white! Also…ebonics as you fondly call them rarely use dildos, or steal them for that matter! Our men are well equipped Thank you very much!!
#30, I fail to see how I played the “race card” when #4 had already jumped to the conclusion that Dawnyal is black. Ebonics = black English. This is the dictionary definition as well as the popular connotation of the word. “Playing the race card” generally also means accusing someone of racism to benefit one’s own situation. I didn’t benefit from this, it was an observation gleaned from the discovery that Dawnyal et al are white.
And as for Wendall, I read through that post and don’t think it’s an example of Ebonics. Posing and bad spelling, yes, but not a true speaker of the dialect. I couldn’t find any of the markers of the dialect that I know in his writing. (Of course, I’m no expert, not being fluent in Ebonics.)
Also, you said: “Secondly, just because someone pokes fun at the more disturbing elements of black culture does NOT make them racist” What disturbing elements of black culture are you referring to? The culturally significant linguistic minority to which they belong? Sorry #30, YOUR racism is showing.
#35…(and maybe 36) African Americans also use the word ‘NIGGAZ’…..does that make it any less of a racial slur! Also…the presumption of bad grammar and trash talk being related to ‘Ebonics’ was the racial part I believe everyone is referring to you stupid piece of ….(feel free to fill in the blanks)
I’m black! Ha. I thought the ebonics comment was annoying. Not racially motivated, just annoying. But that’s because I find the ebonics dialect annoying anyway.
I had fun delving into the life and failures of Dawnyal or whatever her name is. I’m team Erin. Dawnyal and Shawna (??) are funny. Jojo’s mom hates Dawnyal. It’s hilarious, definitely a must-read/snoop.
tofupuppy: Your steaming pile of piffle was supposed to accomplish WHAT? Speakers of the ebonics ‘dialect’ are not a “linguistic minority”; they are simply lazy and uneducated people regardless of what hue they happen to be. And have fun calling people racists because, as blueknight pointed out, not only do intelligent people not give a shit what dolts call them, but the true racist is probably in the mirror. It’s one of those “you spot it, you got it” things. Have fun!
pahleez: the ‘presumption’ of bad grammar and trash talk? It’s not a presumption; ebonics is rife with those things, and you still have made no mention of why you jumped to the conclusion that Enola assumed that Dawnyal was black. Oh, and “you stupid piece of ….(feel free to fill in the blanks)” was cute. Kinda reminded me of middle school. Seriously, go bury your head in the sand.
I get that you’re trying to backtrack because you don’t want to look like a complete idiot for thinking the word “ebonics” was an actual racial slur, but honey, you crossed that bridge already to stop trying. Everyone here has already witnessed your idiocy.
Calling me a “stupid (feel free to fill in the blanks)” for pointing your very obvious mistake is incredibly immature and classless. I guess I should except nothing less from someone who thinks the word “ebonics” is a racial slur though.
Watching the trolling unfold on her wall in real time… wow… My mind is blown as to how people leave their shit open for the whole world to see (which also allows the people who hate them to comment and start drama) and how some people are so blasé about putting all their drama and dirty laundry out there for everyone to see! Including people who are supposed to be grown-ass adults (Jojo’s mom).
I was referring to Dawnyal et al. If you really feel the need to bitch to someone on Facebook (or give out phone numbers), that’s what the message function is for. At least keep that shit contained! Or, better yet, the block function. But if it weren’t for lack of common sense, then sites like this wouldn’t exist. I guess I’m just glad I don’t know people like this In Real Life. And even if I did, I wouldn’t friend them on FB.
Okay, I was a frequent poster at Dawnyal’s wall, but I lurked Lamebook for the last few months until just now. I had to sign up to say I’m sad that it’s over, I made some cool new friends over someone’s crushed dildo misfortune, so in the end, it became a good thing for all of us.
Anyway, thanks for the great laughs, guys, and now that I have signed up, you might see me around.
This was my all time favorite lamebook post EVER! Best fun i’ve ever had on facebook too! You guys are awesome and I love how we all bonded over it! Maybe our fan page will bring new drama and give us some juicy gossip to fawn over hahaha! -Molly