Monday, December 3, 2012

A Stroke of Luck

previous post: I put a spell on you

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11 Comments

  1. The previous night, before writing this note, I masturbated over her. I squirted in her hair.

  2. “Her”? Aww how poor thinking… probably comes from not getting any real sex whatsoever, and desperately trying to live in this imaginary world of yours, noob….
    To me, this strikes me as the typical joke between guys, and my comment would’ve been “nothing compares to bromance”.

  3. What’s the big deal? I sneak into people’s rooms and masturbate all the time. Sometimes I do it in the Walmart dressing room too. Sometimes I get weird looks after the dressing room though. It’s kind of difficult to explain all the grunting and yelling afterward.

    POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAASSSSSST MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

  4. Good luck with what?

  5. He wants you to do it, too, while you imagine him doing it

  6. @frank
    It probably means he left his man gunk all over something. So good luck finding it and cleaning it.

  7. ^while I have to give you points for sincerity, beatus wins that round for having some imagination.

  8. POOOOWWWDERRREDDDD
    TOOOOOAAASTTTTMAAAANN
    FFFUUUCCCCKKKKOOOFFFF
    BBBAAAAACCCCKKKTTTOOOO
    SSSSTTTEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRSS
    AAAARRRRSSSEEEERRRRAAAPPEEE
    DDDDUUUNNNGGGEEEEOOONNNNN.
    That is all.

  9. sack up and fight the power nancy

    it’s a scavenger hunt to find his crusty sock

  10. Devoyage, where do you think I’m posting from?? Certainly not your mom’s house… Too stinky. Of course I’m in steeeevers arserape dungeon. Now could you please explain how I could possibly fuck off back to somewhere that I already am?

  11. I masturbated into a pair of panties when I worked in a clothes store once.

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