I’m dreading the day when i have to tell my eldest daughter that she was the result of five E’s, six lines of coke, a case of mistaken identity and a slight misunderstanding / garbling of the phrase ‘Don’t spunk in me! Don’t spunk in me!’
i don’t know why that’s such a “holy fuck mom” moment, and sharing the part about drinking schnapps, well, who really cares. the whole post is about your parents’ sex life together, but when a parent actually corrects their assumptions it’s a OMG no way!
I think it’s nice that she waited until St. Patrick’s Day to get trashed, spread her legs and poke a hole in the condom. You can’t give all the goodies out just because men are giving into commercialized holidays.
@4, my mother, who was a teacher, once had a new student named Shithead (pronounced Shi-tayed). At least those who see Jizzelle’s name in writing will pronounce it correctly right off the bat. Poor Shithead…
Nothing does point to the idea that Mary may be Jizzelle’s mom as well, but… then why does she have her friend’s mom friended? o.O Your own parents/aunts/uncles I can see but… your friends’ parents too? *shrug* Anything’s possible though I suppose.
Ughhhh Jordan is my babydaddy? what? LOL ok then. It’s actually Jordan’s Mom, and i think that friends of friends can comment on your stuff, it’s not about me, the burn on Jordan was just TOO GOOD not to post. Haters gon hate <3