Wednesday, September 15, 2010

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  1. Meh.

  2. My vagina is the best engine ever.

  3. Hmmmmm Jude…. This is why you should have a restraining order on you to stay at least 100 yards away from any school!!! You should go to the church of Dan, he will sort you out :P

    The 3rd one was pretty amusing… but the rest were a bit meh…

  4. Nope.avi

  5. Ladyrisk, I would love to hear that engine purr after a few rev’s and see just how well it rides. You may need a second opinion or two just to make sure.

  6. Re Amanda, the simple answer is that guys _are_ turned on by jiggling stomach fat. Or at least, I am. Women’s stomachs are different from men’s. It’s sexy.

  7. The details vary for every man-woman combination, but generally, if you plot woman sexiness on the y-axis and woman belly fat on the x-axis, as you increase belly fat from “flat,” sexiness does initially increase. However it very quickly reaches a point where the derivative of the function is 0 (a maximum). Sexiness then decreases at a rapid rate as belly fat increases. The rate slows down after a while but at that point it’s so far into the negative territory that nobody cares.

  8. hahaha, the last one was awesome.

  9. Ahhh Sobchak, your Calculus analogy is awesome.

  10. So Joseph is nervous for first time ever?

    “Nervous?”
    “Yes?”
    “Is it your first time?”
    “No, I have been nervous before.”

  11. Men are turned on when the fat on a woman’s chest moves?

    I missed that memo.

  12. I never undertood the one-asterisk censorship. p*ssy seems a tad bit pointless.

  13. Probably because the memo was sent to the hetero male population, BritishHobo.

  14. I bet the guy in the third photo feels a right tit..

    Ba-dum cha!

  15. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

    These are lame, kudos lamebook, you do what you say on the tin.

    ..and by having the same name as the last person on the last submission, I do not picture children in their underwear, I photograph them instead.

  16. Hey Jude, love your anger. Everyday.

    Na na na na na na na na na na na, hey Jude…

  17. Meh The anger is the fire that keeps me alive, that, and booze.

  18. Guys what’s with the complaining?!

    If it wasn’t for these posts we would never have been able to revel in the tit joke up there ^^

    orrrrr this little beut!

    It looks like the guy in the third photo like to keep aBREAST of the situation!

    tough crowd man, tough crowd.

  19. Did I just get called gay? I feel like I’m in high school again.

  20. @10 awesome Airplane quote!

  21. Since when should a woman have fat on her stomach? That means she won’t escape when you both run from the lendrie(enemies). And I sure as hell am not carrying her. So, the fast runners survive.

  22. For me I would have thought a little jiggle would be fine, 10 inch flesh apron flapping around …… not so much.

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