1. Fucking Guinness Stout and roasted duck pizza? What kind of abomination is that? Gotta be a stoner creation ‘cos no-one of sound mind and possessing fully working functioning taste-buds would even contemplate eating that shit.
2. You fuck for pizza, groovy.
3. Aggeliki? Bill & Ted/TMNT references? Fucking radical dude.
paranoid android, i’ve noticed recently that you have a seething hatred of drugs and alcohol. is it because all the cool kids back in the 90s of your youth used to sit around smoking doobies, drinking guiness, eating experimental pizza and ironically watching bill & ted? and you were never invited, so you just sat in your room crying, listening to radiohead/reading douglas adams?
pa – ok, i accept i was exaggerating a bit there. but you raged against alcohol abuse a couple of days ago, and you had a dig at stoners just now. i just extended that to turn you into a bitter, friendless teetotaler for comic effect. it’s nothing personal.
wandr – crying is gay, radiohead are gay, douglas adams is dead (when he was alive, he was also gay).