WHY would you ever ask someone else to put your tampon in? I am truly boggled.
What really surprises me is her name. Jessica. It’s so ordinary and normal. This type of facebook update should really be made by someone called Pretty-Princess-FriedChickenEeeesha-Sharaynay.
Is there something I’m missing about #2?
Jessica’s BF will never, ever live down the shame of being: ‘dude who inserts/extracts bleed rags from partner’s vagina.’ Jesus, I need a drink.
1 – I think the bigger question is why would he agree to do that? Loving someone is no excuse for grossing them the hell out. I’ll bet they massage each other while taking shits.
Gill, I know the girl from #2 and I don’t get why it’s on here either. The guy was an ass.
Unless both of Jessica’s hands are broken or she’s paralyzed from the waste down, there is absolutely no reason for her boyfriend to be anywhere near her tampons.
And even if she’s been horribly injured, I don’t want to hear about her “couple’s time” in the bathroom.
She never says he inserts them in her. She only states they are her tampons. I’ll bet he simply sticks them in and out of his own ass for her entertainment. See? Not so weird.
Gill and Becca the fact that you guys don’t see how TMI / immature #2 is, is exactly why it is LB worthy.
If you don’t get #2, you’re dumb. It’s hilariously unclassy.
I have no words for #1.
JESSICA’S BF LOVES BLOODSPORTS BLATES THE DIRTY BWOY!
SKEET SKEET SKEET!
Ok, so that’s it then? Guess I just thought there was more to it that I was missing. It’s just that that shit is a dime a dozen.
I’m pretty sure I’ve submitted, and I know I’ve seen, much worse shit stated much more casually than that, that’s all. P.S. You guys are dumb for assuming I wasn’t over- thinking it, but thanks for being mean to a stranger
I guess #2 falls into the “and more” category in “Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More.”
Admittedly it’s stupid, but not funny.
Whenever I have sex with someone, it’s “A little too much”
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