Back when I got divorced, my good friend and I were looking for an apartment to move to but when I finally found a good apartment I found out that he had already found a room-mate… my exwife. He’s totally banging her now Man, he is so going to regret that move… Oh well, entertainment for me
I like how luke liked his own comments… I have been told that drinking pineapple juice helps make jizz taste better… Looks like we have enough chics here to run a taste test… I’ll fill some cups up for the ladies
In high school, there were two giant 8-foot tall bushes (I’m talking about plants here…perverts) on my walk to school. When they flowered (again, we’re talking plants here), they smelled exactly like semen, only the smell was much stronger. I called them cum trees. I had to walk by those cum trees every day, twice a day. It was nauseating.
It would not surprise me even a little bit to walk up one day and see Luke gnawing on one of those trees while pleasuring himself. Luke, you are a sick fuck.
I’ve heard that if you feed a guy cinnamon his semen will have a slight cinnomon flavour – how much cheese must you eat to have brie flavored semen?
I wonder if you could get chocolate flavored or a nice Cab sauv semen….I could have so much more jewellery!
eenerbl – it’s really not difficult for a guy to taste his own semen. It’s not like he has to suck his own dick to do it. Luke could have, at a guess, licked it off his hand, his sheets, his walls, the blow up doll he’d been fucking – any number of possibilities really. If we really wanted to go overboard, we could even entertain the unlikely possibility that he licked it off the body of a female human. (Nah, that’s crazy talk).
Anyway, if semen tasted like Brie (it doesn’t), how many people would pay $30kg for a nice wedge of triple brie, when they could blow any old guy for free.
Luke, if the idea of posting that was to suggest to nameless faceless strangers of the world that you got a girl to blow your horn and then make out with you – EPIC FAIL. And by the way, eeewwww eewwww eewww. you are not the only man to have ever tasted that but NOBODY talks about it you douche.
@eenerbl – *chuckles* well, I was going to suggest the ceiling instead of the wall, but that might be a bit difficult to lick unless he got a step-ladder, and I honestly can’t see this doofus being that organised.
But aren’t you glad I didn’t add his eyeball to the list? Think of the horrors that this image conjures up LOL.
@sideways: you are way to imaginative, and this whole situations is freaking me out. I’ll never be able to look at the stained wall, a man’s hands or a blow-up doll for that matter and not go “humm, I wonder..”
Nipplecheese, you can TOTALLY change the taste of a guy’s semen! And yes, pineapple juice does help. I once dated a body builder whose protein shakes made his jizz taste absolutely DISGUSTING. He didn’t believe me till I made him try it for himself, heh. He drank pineapple juice for a couple of days, and it made a world of difference, heh.