At first I thought this was just a kid who was capable of typing and organizing his thoughts legibly…but that ‘never spend another night alone..’ part has me thinking this kid just REALLY needs to get laid. Also, will his soul-mate be a pokemon if they have pokemon kids…I wonder which pokemon he finds sexually appealing…ghettohoezar? blondeslutander?
Jesus Motherfucking Christ Almighty, guys and girls. Look what’s about to hit the northern state of Australia (the one that just had the biblical flood). Mama, this thing is going to make that look like just another rainy day in paradise.
In my heaven the few people who I like are sitting down together having a meal. When they get bored I let them play video games. Or, if it’s a woman i find attractive I will take a break from my normal activity and have sex with her.
The other 6 billion people are in a big pile, trying to break free from each other. I am floating above the pile, constantly releasing a huge torrent of cum all over them. Whenever somebody almost breaks free I adjust my aim and my splooge washes them back into the middle of the pile.
You know what I hate? It’s people in their late teens, early twenties, who think talking about Pokémon is awesome because of the nostalgia thing, and think referencing it is hilarious and unique, because they’re hipster fucks. IT IS NOT UNIQUE. EVERYONE IS DOING IT. YOUR SHITTY FACEBOOK GROUP IS MADE NO LESS SHITTY BY THE FACT THAT IT REFERENCES POKÉMON. EVERYONE IS DOING IT. YOU ARE NOT COOL OR UNIQUE OR ORIGINAL FOR REFERENCING IT. FUCK YOU.