i imagine dawn has had a lot of awkward conversations with her friends after that one. maybe she can hook up with that kid from the post a long long time ago that bragged about his love of beastiality.
I was once hooking up with a guy, and he pulled out a condom. I asked him if he wanted me to put it on, and he said no, he’s got it..
And proceeded to unroll it, then attempt to put it on.
It didn’t work.
Yeah so you guys didn’t know this? I just found out really recently that if your cat is in heat… a temporary fix is to masturbate it when a Q-tip. I’m not even lying. I wish I were. So then I Youtubed “q-tip cat” and you’d be amazed at the number of videos there are.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go vomit. Shit like that really grosses me out. I even have a big problem looking at a dog with a boner.
I don’t like my chances, mass, but I’d give it a go due to it apparently being good for the environment and all.
ijklomarissa, was it that numbskull’s first time using a condom, or having actual sex? Either way, a big passion-killer for you. And it’s probably safe to assume it didn’t work out between the two of you.
Lulzy, I wanted more info about Dawn and her sexcapades with her kitty, and you delivered. Thanks. And of course I checked out a few of those vids. I know you say that stuff grosses you out, and by God, some of the owners of those pussies are pretty fucking freaky, but holy hell, those cats really seem to be enjoying themselves. Their orgasms last a long time, by the looks. I know what I want to come back as after I die.
Totally, Lulzy, that’s what I’m saying. And I don’t care if you guys think I’m a sicko, but I got sort of turned on watching those two cats get it on. The female cat went nuts when she came. No wonder cats want to get out and roam the streets. They’re all looking to get laid, and now I can see why.
8 is a smaller number than I expected you must be good at taking care of things or just in one very long relationship. I was going to say never trust a woman that says she’s on the pill (very few of us are not broody), but hey, 8 isn’t bad.
Noodles #47, that doesn’t ‘kinda suck’ it SUCKS. please tell me you’re kidding?
Boy do I feel so happy with life suddenly not knowing any 2- stroke guys, or cats in heat, thank you lamebook’s comments section. Thank you.