Gawddamnit! No more entries that begin with that “akward moment when…” If the akwardness of the situation isnt conveyed through the description it obviously wasnt that pants shittingly akward that it deserves a FB post in its honor.
The eye-pad one was good though. (fuck all you who say puns arent funny.)
How could anyone know it was used? Unless it was dirty, then the person who owns it is just nasty.
If it wasn’t dirty, then who the hell touches another person’s sex toys? I’m sorry, but I don’t want your grimy, nasty hands on *anything* I own, least of all something which might come close to any of my mucous membranes.
Agreed @ 5. My mom made a sexual related comment (only cause I banged my girlfriend downstairs (she was loud) ) to me once, I was completely horrified and not impressed. Anyways haven’t talked to her in 7 years. So, hopefully they are more open because that sucks.