Breeding isn’t “the same as barebacking”. Breeding is called breeding because it refers to cumming in someone, which is how one would breed. Barebacking is no condom. Breeding is no condom+internal cumshot. It is very high-risk, but it does feel better and a lot of gay guys think that HIV is inevitable for them anyway (which is very untrue), so they don’t care.
Just thought I’d clear that up, since everyone seemed lost.
They probably aren’t even having any ‘sonic boom orgams’, they’re just terrified that people will look at them and think ‘huh, Stephen and Tori, they aren’t having sex. freaks.’. Instead, people look at them and go ‘huh, Stephen and Tori. I hate their fucking guts.’
@Elle Bee…I am with you there as well. After checking out the lemondrop site out of curiosity from a few days ago, I now wish I had that bit of innocence back – that ‘freedom from seeing old man sex’ innocence that i never realized i could lose in the first place.
Derryck sounds like a fantastic person. I remember so many times where I would have loved to get revenge, by taking a massive dump on some poor sleeping person, who did me wrong. I’ll note it down in my ‘Things I’ve learned by visiting Lamebook’ book along with the term ‘Breading’. Thanks for that Mcowles, but just to clarify, where should I stick the loaf of bread?
I know it’s probably been covered somewhat, but I will stress the point…
Stephen sweetie, what you are describing is never a good thing, take it from me. You’re most likely young and have a lot to learn, so I’ll cut you some slack for now.
But if take those premature arrivals into your sexual future, you’re gonna be a very lonely boy.
Tori is probably so happy with pleasing Stephen because she’s never had an orgasm and if she lives in the bible belt, probably doesn’t think she can. Women are designed for helping men arrive before the jet and breeding. Remember kids, always stick your lady in plastic bag first lest she fall apart upon entering. Air holes unnecessary.
Maybe I’m an idiot, but I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out Stephen’s metaphor. I have no idea what the flick the jet plane could be. Also, for the 4th one, I pictured Dino from The Flintstones sitting on a prehistoric rock computer typing away. Don’t deny it, you all did too.