In my head the first one is from Fast Eddies Bon Aire in Alton, IL. The food is amazing, the atmosphere is… mind boggling, the beer is dirt cheap, and that combo probably results in enough unplanned “pigs in blankets” to populate an alternate planet.
Yet Shane was conscious enough to go to a computer, turn it on (if it wasn’t already on), sign onto FB (assuming browser was open and he needed to have signed on), and then comment on that group. weirdo!
You’d be surprised how efficiently drunks can get to their computer, log on, the type gibberish on it. It’s pretty pathetic.
One morning, I logged on to FB and got a drunk FB message from my ex I dumped over 2 and a half years ago. If you’re drunk at 3:00 am messaging your ex, you’re a loser because you could be busy getting laid or at least that’s how I see it.
Emily’s post is just… classy. Sadly, I want to know more- like where she was sleeping that involved a “girl in front of me.” And how that corresponds with the poo in the hallway. The story may get better if I know more. Not any classier, mind you, but better…
I’m on here using my phone more often than my home pc. So drunk FB’ing isn’t too difficult. Though, I have yet to do so since normally when your out partying having a good time, facebook is the last thing on my mind until I’m at work killing time, like now, lol. #3 was pretty cool, that just got him brownie points for trying to get back together.
You would actually be astonished about what’s possible online when you’re drunk, believe me. Don’t think it’s lame because he decided to post on a group, anyone can do it and I’ve seen it happen all too often.
I can answer your question Hustle. They are talking about the one in Alton, Illinois. I actually happen to be present when this bet was made. Let me assure you that what he said about the girls were true. But in my opinion, Jack looked way worse. Not to mention, judging by the way his lip looked, I’m sure he gave them both the gift that keeps on giving. I tell this story in complete honesty.