limors, I like your attitude. More people here should adopt it.
Sarah’s status is great. IKEA, on the other hand, sucks. I hate everything about that place.
Nick, I’ve often thought similar thoughts – if I died unexpectedly leaving behind incriminating evidence for others to find. No-one who knows me would be surprised, anyway, so let the cards fall where they may…
I’m offended by the idea that men only use women for sex. That’s like saying we only ever use a butter knife to spread butter. I have cut meat with a butterknife. And a tomato. I have used a butter knife as a screwdriver. Etc. And I have used women in at least 3 different ways, not just for sex. Men can be very resourceful. Give us some damn credit.
I often use a butter knife for peanut butter and jam sandwiches as well. (Little tip for the other independent-minded gentlemen out there. I always spread the jam first, because it’s easier to lick it off my knife and then I don’t get any jam in my peanut butter jar. Then I just leave the one knife on the counter or in the sink. If you spread the peanut butter first you’ll either have a hell of a time licking it off, or you’ll get some in the jam jar, or you’ll have to leave two dirty butter knives for your mrs to wash. Be considerate.)
Walter is the best of us. While the rest of us ramble about inconsequential nonsense, he provides us with the wisdom of life – How to live in this increasingly confusing world. He breaks it down into little nuggets of knowledge, that we would be wise to take heed of.
Could someone please explain Sarah’s status to me? There must be something glaringly obvious that I’m missing because I don’t understand how in fresh hell it’s funny. When I was reading this post I found her status pretty stupid but you all seem to be bloody loving it. Maybe I just have a crap sense of humour.
Hey guys. I just had to get an account to voice my disgust that nobody sees how bad Sarah’s status is. Pretty sure that’s taken off My Life Is Average (shit site) anyway. Respect, jmdp.
p.s. I like you alordslums.