*joins with the others in laughing at yoink* Hey, um, yoink, your grotesque misuse of the English Language in combination with your rather… uh… imaginative descriptions both disgust me and amuse me. And nothing like adding a few superfluous racist comments to the mix. I’m afraid you need to go to Trolling School in order to become more adept.
what shrommi? i anit racest that anit fair ta call me that wat hav i dun thats racest? an i no im not that grate at english but im dislecsick and i try an its betta ta try an be wrong than be antisosial anit it? i fort id try this site an to mane peple are dicks fund that out yest then today i tryd ta be nice an peple jus act like cock nugets agen man u need ta get layed
yoink, i’m extremely DYSLEXIC (proper spelling), have asperger’s syndrome, AND i’m lazy. but i can still type correctly. Failing that, i also have a spell checker installed in Internet Explorer for those times when things slip up. If you REALLY are dyslexic, then maybe you should actually try working on it (like i have all of my life) instead of using it as an excuse for being a moron. Proof read your posts before you press submit.
fanks krasivay its like that dude jon lenan init peple mite be difrent but if ya nice ta peple it dunt matta what ya like n peple can liv in peece i fink it was jon lenan? the one who maryed a lady wiv no leg?
From what I’ve seen yesterday on here, yoink can be quite a jerk and you need to fix that if you want us to be nice.
As for his spelling, yeah it’s horrible, but who cares?
That’s his problem. I’m sure he’s doing that on purpose.
I can easily read everything he says. I find it funny, too.
If everyone spelled perfectly, it would be boooooooring.
i was beein nice yestaday tho then that uyokcuf bloke started bein meen ta me then over peple were nasty too an i anit gonna take no shit from a ballbag peple shud keep there cum in there sack if they dunt wana be spunked on by tha fiyrmans hose if a cow wants milk it dunt go an bite its mums tit of its nice ta it an if it did bite it off the mum would tred on his hed
If everyone spelled normally, there would be a lot more hope for this world.
yoink is just hilarious, but not for the reasons he thinks, and his comprehension level is astounding! Just let it slide, let it slide.
for example: “I dont get it wat did dukey boy say tahts funy? n nuff na u the dick that puts chees wire up ur japs eye to hav sex cus u cant get a hardon anit doin nuffin for u”
“Hey guys, hold on. I don’t understand what Dukey said that is so funny. And nuff, no kind sir, you are the dick. You put cheese wire in your japanese eye to have sexual intercourse as you cannot get a hard-on otherwise.”
naa europe if sumone dont keep there cum to themselves an puts it on sumone who dunt wanit they get firman hoseworth of it bak that wat hapens if ya nasty an cow a dif metaform it like if ur nice u get milk if ur not an you bit the tit of ur gone get a hof in the brain cos ud diserv it
What yoink is trying to say is that if you come on someone you weren’t supposed to (that person being him in this case), he will ejaculate all over you with his cock that he compared to a firehose, because if you remember yesterday, he has a huge cock that he fucks his bitch with that got a prolapsed anus as well from that thrashing.
As for the cow, if your gentle when you milk her she will give you milk and moo. If you try to suck on the tit and bite it accidentally, your gonna get kicked in the face. You deserve it too, because you shouldn’t give oral to a cow in the first place.
^katy, I tried to register “yoinks translator,” but it wouldn’t let me. Well, it did, but it wouldn’t send me the password. And then I got annoyed and got back on my account. So I can’t. Now I’m sad faced.
Ijkl0marissa, I’m sorry I haven’t finished the translator yet, it’s hard work.
Katypants, I’ll take on that job and try to do what I can. I think I understand yoink on a deeper level than most. His words are like aninterpretive art piece that take a unique mind to understand completely. Don’t worry yoink, I’ll try my best as your personal translator so all these other people can understand the brilliance that is you. I’m sorry about your dog by the way.
Shroommi, I think he means the accessories Corp one if any and he got a dog costume from there? That makes the most sense with the last post, I think.
And yoink, you -had- a dog. The prolapsed anus killed it, remember? A bitch is a female dog after all.
i no wat i am i no i can say stuped stuf sumtimes but i anit stuped an i dunt mind jokes long as they anit bein meen ta me or abowt my gf but i anit gonna tak ne shit from noone at end of day so if ya mess wiv me il make u my bitch an ride u like jacko rided bubles an i dint undastand a word of thatwats toximanie?
I know what I am I know I can say stupid stuff sometimes but I’m not stupid, and I don’t mind jokes as lon gas they are not being mean to me or about my girlfriend but I’m not going to take any shit from anyone at the end of the day so if you mess with me I’ll make you my bitch and ride you like Jacko rided bubbles and I don’t understand a word that’s what Toximanie?
Wtf does Toximanie mean??? I don’t understand either =(
Nuff, sir, you are a brave individual. But I don’t want you to take this responsibility lightly. You see, it’s the difference between hundreds of people going “huh?” or “oohhhh! LOL”. Very serious business indeed.
Marissa, if that password comes through I still think you should do it. Perhaps help Nuff if, god forbid, he is ever at a loss.
translation for number post#84 “that want me nuff that was sum sick dude thats inta bestialitey i anit a sick fuck like that dude”
“[You err my good friend Nuff. The individual you are referring to is not me and he happens to be someone who has profoundly different notions that the notions I hold regarding human and Cur coitus.]”
BTW just to clear things up, nonarineee or something is a poster here
and toxico… is a word yoink got for the post above that referenced other possible meanings of “ANIT”. whis is the word that yoink uses in place of “Ain’t”
@Katypants, Translation for post #25 “I dont get it wat did dukey boy say tahts funy? n nuff na u the dick that puts chees wire up ur japs eye to hav sex cus u cant get a hardon anit doin nuffin for u”
“I do not comprehend this scenario, what did Dukey say that is inspiring such mirth? And Nuff my good sire,you are the phallus, I believe you insert the metallic kitchen utensil known as a cheese wire into the apex of your genitalia as a means to attain priapism because you have no other means to this end”
yoink, dun u rember i was ur allie yestaday u freekalina kthx alot mate, thort u was with me on this one wel go home to ur henry sum thx i get, u only say uckfyuo is a dik 2 u u dont say alordlsums a nice guy he gets it an evry1 else is fuckaroon thx alot.
IceyAngel, if you have paid as much attention to yoinks typing skills, you would have surely noticed that 1-4 letter words are completely within his grasp, thus making #105 completely logical.
Yoink, sleep is over-rated man. How else are you supposed to pull all nighters with the lady friends, eh? It’s a tough job sometimes, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
loooooooooool yea but my gf anit here tonite i anit got the addrenlin kepin me goin n gota be at werk at 8 wich sucks lama nipples im from norf england more norf than u na peple ben ok now actuly fink henry got a nu suck settin looool
slums, this is further fascinating as someone as yourself could be so fluent in Yoinkenese, which is what I gather to be some British bits thrown together with I don’t know what, when you are from Wisconsin. I had a stop-over in Winsconsin once on my way overseas and all I recall is a whole lot of nothing in those parts. Oh! They have moose I believe. And cheese, I think. So. Huh. You don’t say. And a lumber yard, ey? Handle big lots of wood all day, do ya?
“The barge she sat in, like a burnish’d throne,
Burnt on the water. The poop was beaten gold,
Purple the sails, and so perfumèd that
The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver,
Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made
The water which they beat to follow faster,
As amorous of their strokes. For her own person,
It beggar’d all description: she did lie
In her pavilion—cloth of gold, of tissue—
O’er-picturing that Venus where we see
The fancy outwork nature.”
I actually Googled it myself, I didn’t catch that line, but I did find a note that it’s apparently much more dense than plywood. Fortunately for the shrinkage issue, I’m in a a very high-humidity environment. Either way, I apparently won’t be invited to tea by Lord Slums the next time I visit merry ol’ England.
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I cannot believe that all of you supposed intellectuals and self-appointed keepers of the English language are too intoxicated by your own pseudo superiority to see past your damn noses.
Yoink is brilliant! He has got you by a leash (or cheese wire, whatever he may wish to call it). If, in fact, you are as enlightened as you propose to be (“I took two years of Mandarin.”, give me a fucking break!), you would realize that he knows exactly what he is doing and his thinly veiled genius often betrays him through his logic and colorful details of his comments. His imagination boggles the mind and I, for one, am a big fan. Remember that language is an invention and Yoink understands and exploits this fact and in the process, he makes you look like fools for caring so damn much. So what if it requires a double take to get his point? To me, he is not unlike Nabokov. Try to read Lolita just once and pretend to understand the condensed brilliance of Nabokov’s sentence structure.
Kids, this could also be Banksy among you. Lamebook’s patrons could be nothing but subjects of his own little social experiment into the fascinating phenomenon of website “commentators”.
Or at the very least (if Yoink turns out to be what he seems to be), I would like to think that he is like a fragmented version of John Kennedy Tool’s infamous protagonist, Ignatius Reilly. All of you (perhaps including yours truly) are indeed a Confederacy of Dunces.
Hahahaa! Comments, very funny finding something like that to apply to the situation HA!
So, Bulldog, you handle lots of wood as well? I’ve been told I can handle some wood as well
Slums, I want a beer too! Plus, I’ve only had bangers and mash in Hong Kong. I want it in England dammit. And I think yoinks dreaming of making coffins, pelvin frustin’ gravel and MJ. Somehow, I think he’s enjoying it too. Hmmm.
Katy, I usually just get the wood ready for delivery.
And, onceblind, you can’t see it, but I’m standing and just applauding you. While you can never be accused of knowing your audience, you certainly make a compelling audience. I just wish members of the Nobel committee read the comments section on Lamebook.
@onceblind – If you are going to call out a specific comment of mine to call bullshit on I would consider the fact that it could be true, seeing how you don’t know me. My father is an expat who has lived in Hong Kong for the past 8 years with his Chinese wife, and my two half brothers. I found it difficult to communicate with her, and my half brothers are shy speaking in English, so I took two years of Mandarin at university so when I go to visit for the one month a year I always do, for the past 8 years, I can better communicate and not be the stereotypical American tourist. So, please, give me a fucking break
Well, it’s just delightful in the air conditioning, but otherwise it’s rather brutal. The baseball team is getting their asses kicked, so I’m instead partaking in one of your favorite pasttimes and getting some ideas for our movie. How are things in the great northeast?
Buh, same here. AC is needed. The heat is supposed to break tomorrow and go back down to the 70s, but recently it’s been in the high 90s and it’s just too much. And now that you mention that, I haven’t even partaken yet today in said pasttime! I’m going to have some dreams to speak by the morning if I don’t get to it! Hahaha! Any ideas in particular?
Onceblind, as soon as you come off your high horse, you should read through yoink’s posts again. Apply some of the same scrutiny to him as you have the rest of the posters on this board. You should quickly come to the same conclusion that I have: yoink is actually Oliver Twist!
Yes, it’s hard to believe that the character could actually become real. However, I think dozens of years of pseudo-superiority speeches like yours have given breath and blood to the little guy. Now he lurks Lamebook with his treatises expounding upon what he “finks” about “fings”, all in an attempt to cull you and your ilk out of the woodwork.
I’ll be blaming you when Oliver “yoink” Twist starts to use computer parts to become a corporeal entity and kill us all.
Ughhhh, don’t even get me started… I met the Thunderbirds this year at the Airshow… and deargodjesus… those dark blue skin tight flight suits are… ummmm… I suppose I am saying that I reaallly like that idea
@onceblind: If you want to call everyone out, and stand on your soapbox proclaiming your superiority to all through your literary knowledge, at least spell the author’s name correctly. John Kennedy Toole (with an E at the end) did grace us with the brilliant novel, “A Confederacy of Dunces”, before his untimely death, so you could at least try to honor his memory by spelling his damn name right.
Though it makes me sad too, because J’s comment about the future is an incredibly brilliant post the likes of which LB doesn’t like to put up very often, and it did not get the attention it truly deserved.
Slippyslappy, we were all so awed by J. That we could only profess our love in the simplest way possible. I and love and you. It was a total geek boner moment that inspired many, and saying anything more would take away from the blissfullness that it was, and so we moved on over to yoinkitopia and had our shits and giggles talking lumber, getting lost in translation, and whether or not he is secretly Oliver Twist. This thread will forever be sacred in our hearts and our nights will be filled with wet dreams of happiness until tomorrow when reality sinks in and we don’t have our own little special child to convince them that they are indeed, from the future. It was a good day in human history, goodnight.
if you were to check posts from the last couple of days, you will find several people speculating on the nature of, and declaring the existence of, yoink’s genius.
yoink is counter-counter-culture. he is the intellectual coffee whiff on a misty morning of the mind. he is a supreme carpenter of the spirit. and yes, i’m pretty sure he occasionally does have a laugh at our expense!
oh, and onceblind, congratulations on name-dropping lolita and confederacy of dunces, and making yourself seem like the biggest and most brattish first year english/politics student ever! it fair made me chuckle!
remember what hume said – we proceed from the impression to the idea. you can’t just make ideas up in your desperate bid to make an impression.
My best friend just had a baby, would it be highly unsuitable to get them an aged photo of him as a Christening gift? I’m sure in their now sleepless state I could convince them to go for the time travel thing…
Also how gutted would you be if it turned out your really cute baby was gonna be a fucking ugly kid?!
I remember when that used to happen to my Sims, killed me every time! (Yes I really am -that- cool!)