You see Dylan, when you post things on Facebook your FB friends can read them. If you have your mom as a FB friend, she will see it too. Probably not a great idea to post things that you don’t want her to find out as long as she’s on your friend list. Wait, you called it the “crib” – nevermind you’re a lost cause.
Rand’s mom, fail. We’ve gone over this before. Come up with something more creative, funny, and don’t mention that your doing it!
Also, crystal, why don’t you just fuck yourself instead? I mean, you already found one of the two things you need. Also, get your own damned bowl, whether it be for your namesake, or whatever else you enjoy.
one more time! the story of Ben, who is Frodo, who is herpes.
One day, not so long ago, Ben posted angry statements about people posting “first” if they were lucky enough to get on first. He ranted and raved. But THEN, Ben started posting “first.” Well, there was quite a backlash and many posters commented negatively about young Ben. BUT THEN, Ben claimed that someone was using his user name. Yes, that’s right there was also a FAKE Ben! Can you believe it?
Anyway, it was quite fun and many people, to this day, enjoy posting “Ben.” The Frodo thing only comes into play because I, and others, began posting “Ben is Frodo” which is based on an old Lamebook posting which you can see here: http://www.lurkingglass.com/showthread.php?t=84864&page=9
The herpes thing comes in because Ben (we think it was the real one, not the Fake Ben) who claims to be a medical student, was posting very lame and very false thing about herpes and how it is transmitted.
Ashleigh’s status is where she likes to keep her purse. It’s another of those bra color games where girls post something idiotic for some cause or other, but without telling any guy what the status actually means. This one was where do you keep your purse when you first walk in the door, and your status is just supposed to be “I like it_______.” I did not participate, because I knew it was going to wind up on lamebook and I’m not an idiot.
So Ian isn’t a pedo dad, he’s a clueless, embarrassing one. As it’s about where his two favorite ladies (daughter Ashleigh, and mom) like to keep their purses, but it obviously has sexual connotations to it that he really should’ve been able to catch.