Anorexic, I don’t know, but if a girl started crying during/after blowing me it would entirely ruin the experience. That pic seems more disturbing than funny.
Unless maybe she’s saying ‘What is that big green rash on the side? You slept with my friend with all the STDs? How COULD you!??!’
The pregnancy one would be cute if it was a snapshot and if the dad wasn’t holding a pumpkin. My belly’s a big canvas for the other kids whenever I’m pregnant and we always take pictures. But for a formal photoshoot it looks lame. And like it was done with buttercream frosting.
Keona, I don’t want kids, both because they are annoying little bastards and so my wife doesn’t have to swell up like a hippopotamus with a glandular problem and then pass an object larger than a bowling ball through her vagina.
#3 would have been much funnier if it looked like a facial rather than a tear.
Is there such a thing as pumpkin juice? I’ve never seen it.
@mad2 I believe there is. I was mostly going for a juicy jizz joke, but there /could/ be pumpkin juice… don’t worry too much for your wife’s fun hole. The vagina can regain it’s original tightness…it just takes about seven years of nothing poking it but an OBGYN.
the immaculate conception is NOT the virgin birth! Immaculate conception refers to a conception which occurs via a sperm and an egg from two human parents, but miraculously without the usual transmission of original sin through concupiscence/what have you. Virgin birth is when a girl needs to explain how she’s unmarried and knocked up in a conservative patriarchal society. I mean, it is when there’s no human father involved in the conception.