Tuesday, April 3, 2012

A Hot Game of Pizza Roulette

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  1. STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRR!!!

  2. This is cribbed directly from an Advert from Hell’s Pizza in New Zealand.

  3. Lamebook alright.

  4. Besides, everyone knows you can’t do an April Fool’s prank after midday.

  5. ^or after you turn 11.

  6. wow MsAnneThorpe must live a terrible life. No April Fools pranks after you turn 11? Are you what they base those bitchy no-fun sitcom wives after?

  7. Au contraire, MsAnne. Adulthood allows once to better organise, facilitate and finance the practical jokes. It’s just that now we have our own kids, nieces and nephews to victimise.

  8. seriously? people really cavort about like monkeys/bother with that kind of shit? how do you deal with the gormless factor?
    I guess I can’t carry off ‘goofy hi-jinks’.

  9. Not sure. There was no cavorting in our household, as monkeys or otherwise.
    But yes, goofy hi-jinks are beyond you. Stick with pain and discipline.

  10. I’m also keeping the acerbic sarcasm. See? I’m not without comic relief.

  11. ^I am appropriating a distinct feeling you may have been the protagonist in an April Fools joke gone terribly wrong. Please do enlighten us.

  12. April fools isn’t so bad. This year me and all buddies dressed up as ghosts and took our colored friend along to hang out. The prank was set up we had him up on horse and everything. I guess someone forgot to cut most of the way through the branch ’cause when I slapped that horse on the ass and he comically slipped off the side we all started laughing and let him in on the joke…problem is…he never made it to the ground and he started flailing and kicking like a fish out of water. I though to myself, “oh fuck, you idiots! Now I have to cut this asshole down myself..) I finally made it, but not before he pissed all over himself. Unfortunately he broke a leg when he hit the ground, so I was like “you mad bro?” and he was like “nah bra we cool!” Best April Fools Day EVER! :D

  13. lol wtf. Nicely done sir.

  14. That was extremely fucking AWESOME MAN @ 12 LIKE MIND BLOWING FUNNY. CHEERS 2 U MATE. I’M GUESSING YOU’RE TRYING THE ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ FACTOR OF BEING FUNNY. RIGHT NOW, I’M TESTING OUT THE CAPS LOCK METHOD I’LL SEE HOW IT WORKS AFTER I POST THIS I GUESS, MAYBE I CAN KEEP THIS GOING

  15. Uh-huh. I love a man that’s hung like a nigga (sorry, I realise that line’s as old as Methuselah, but still I had to say it).

    Flames, CAPS LOCK didn’t work. I recommend some wit and intelligence if you’re trying for funny.

  16. TTF, weL1 uEw PrEA$e t4ch m3 2 t1p LyK3 UeW I caNd d3w 1t!????

  17. *you

  18. *cunt

  19. i think i heard something just break…

  20. ^fapping in between posts again are we? Be careful next time, don’t want to do any permanent damage…

  21. princesspuffypants

    Wow… soooo hardcore!

  22. ^riiight. so that’s your ‘thing’ is it, princess? like a catch-phras, only more retardeder?

  23. *catch-phrase.
    I just out-retardeded you. check-mate.

  24. WTF?

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