I think LB did this post just for Dan . . . But I think #1 should just go to court and exclaim that Jesus already paid for his sin of parking in the wrong spot. That would be awesome. Then someone should YouTube this person throwing down and speaking in tongues in the courtroom while simultaneously being tasered (sp?) by the little court cop. And then, the righteous one would spew green vomit from his mouth and his head would begin to spin and it would all turn out that he was really possessed by Dan Fargis and the taser released the demon . . . Yea.
Hmmmmmm. Hobo accidentally types jon instead of join and my mind comes up with images of Hobo and Fargis…well, you know. How the hell did my mind make the word ‘jon’ into THAT pituresque action? Maybe a play on ‘John Thomas’….