Happy Belated Birthday ee! Hope it was a good one!
Ben, you need to get that girl to pay for all that shit and tell her BF. I would have thrown her out of the house if she started breaking as much shit as I assume. Or dump a jug of ice cold water over her and get her to calm the fuck down.
On a side note, ee, there’s a drink called Rockstar Recovery, tastes like lemonade and helps with hangovers. Best thing ever.
I just failed three times… Way too drunk and couldn’t come up with anything remotely funny. Time to wait and see if I can recover by noon or somesuch before posting again, for the safety of everyone else, except that bitch who slept over at Ben’s. She can die.
@Hobo, we are definitely missing some info of what really happened b/w Ben and the crazy bitch.
Re: Amanda, what can i say. What a great way to handle such situation. Direct enough to scare the guy shitless, but concealed enough so as to not ruin somebody’s marriage.
That is, of course, if we assume that Amanda has a big extended family as opposed to, say, one sister who happens to be married.
@thepreviouspost yes I have a really large family all of which are on facebook. Sadly, it wasn’t just one family member….wait for it…it was THREE. Thankfully they were like 3rd and 4th cousins so at least I can blame it on the shallow end of the gene pool