I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say this one’s on here because it’s lame and we’re supposed to shame Anthony, not because it’s funny. No one can think it’s funny that this guy made up a whole profile for his hand. No one.
I would think Ant’s Hand would be seeing MORE of Anthony in college, seeing as how jacking off is half of what college males do (the other half is split between drinking, having REAL sex and doing actual academic-related things).
Or maybe the hand was chopped off at some point and now only sees Anthony during breaks?